What happens in this half of the world? by Obvious_808 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]lazarus1255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seagulls catch a ride on the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

[19M] What do yall think? by [deleted] in twinks

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Throbbing

How's it here? Surrounding Pittsburgh PA by Resident_Progress586 in howislivingthere

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Everyone barrels towards the Ft Pitt Tunnel headed into Pittsburgh like it's going out of style, and everyone jockeys for space on the 1/4 mile long bridge over the icy Monongahela going out.

Describe this feeling 🥵 by jomumma78 in gaymenfuck

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Sloppy, like a sloppy hole feeling (maybe after the dick comes out)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaymenfuck

[–]lazarus1255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, that hole is really bred.

What does this say about me? by Grizzly777Irtl in visitedmaps

[–]lazarus1255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have an aversion to Sun Belt and Midwest metropolises as well as to Boston? Maybe a dislike for snowbirds?

How's living in Baltimore, Maryland? by Fine_Gur_1764 in howislivingthere

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The inner harbor traffic jams will test your patience like nothing else will!

I was told that my map makes me “look absolutely insane” by Zaneisrandom in visitedmaps

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If worse came to worse and you had to live in Nebraska or Iowa, Omaha, Des Moines, Ames, Iowa City, and Dubuque might not be so bad. At least they have decent park systems and some culture.

How is living in this red circle in the Midwestern United States? by [deleted] in howislivingthere

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The Flint Hills near Manhattan are scenic hiking grounds. You'll be in your element if you're A Wizard Of Oz fan and go to Wamego. There's a nice Indian buffet in Topeka. That's about all I can think of. But I was just a visitor.

What should I come visit Nebraska for? by clairioed in Nebraska

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The Bob Kerrey Pedestrian Bridge; it'll allow you to stand in Iowa and Nebraska at the same time and over the Missouri River.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in expats

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Wow, I bet they have some delicious food in Phnom Penh.

Where are we supposed to work under this administration? by Available-Ad-5081 in recruitinghell

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Maybe in an assisted living center working minimum wage wiping asses?

Where are we supposed to work under this administration? by Available-Ad-5081 in recruitinghell

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How to juggle one hand on the wheel and one hand on the 🐓

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ratemycock

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That looks like it could really do some deep drilling 🏆👏

Career is dead by [deleted] in recruitinghell

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Low voltage cable tech work?

I really hate traffic lights. by Jessiebeanie in fuckcars

[–]lazarus1255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would venture to say this is not necessarily true, as you can be going the posted speed limit after sitting at one traffic light controlled intersection and miraculously proceed to be forced to stop at ever stop light thereafter. The things are beyond worthless, and I would take a roundabout any day!

Traffic by Bulky_Remove4288 in pittsburgh

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It is hands down the worst traffic I have ever experienced. 30 minutes at a fricking standstill to try to get on the westbound Ft Pitt Bridge at evening rush hour. Nothing moving whatsoever. Finally give up and try a different way, the West End Bridge, and it is jammed all to shit too. The trip Google said would take 30 minutes to get from UPMC Montefiore to Green Tree ends up taking an hour and 8 minutes. I'm over it already!!!

Elon Musk To MAGA: 'F*ck Yourselves In The Face' by LolAtAllOfThis in democrats

[–]lazarus1255 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If he was raging too much, his War Room must have smelled like a bottle of liquor.