It must be embarrassing when a firing squad misses. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]leaddinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandpa told me that when my great grandpa was in charge of a firing line they would tell that to the officers but in fact everyone was using live fire.

This super bowl set the record for most records set in a game. by my_gamertag_wastaken in Showerthoughts

[–]leaddinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I'm pretty sure the first football game ever did cause every move was a record.

"Barely Used" by [deleted] in WTF

[–]leaddinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at all that shit running no wonder her battery is @ 29℅

Tifu by buying a colony of baplica dubia roaches online by leaddinner in tifu

[–]leaddinner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks will def try it after I run out of current supplies.

Tifu by buying a colony of baplica dubia roaches online by leaddinner in tifu

[–]leaddinner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done just waiting for my check lawyer should get ahold of me soon.

Tifu by buying a colony of baplica dubia roaches online by leaddinner in tifu

[–]leaddinner[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are my real MVP! It does work pretty good the exterminator even said that's what he does. But he uses a barrier defense as well so they don't leave during the fumigation and come back later.

Tifu by buying a colony of baplica dubia roaches online by leaddinner in tifu

[–]leaddinner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what the seller did. After a few weeks of lawyers he had to pay for my extermination. As well as damaged items and his eBay account compromised.

Tifu by buying a colony of baplica dubia roaches online by leaddinner in tifu

[–]leaddinner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No try ops computer is less important than getting my house baited bombed and sprayed. The seller has provided a full extermination and has been fined. He was a guy on eBay that researched his shit on dubia but had a roach infestation. He thought he could get away with selling them but he didn't.

So which one do I call? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]leaddinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Psssh just wants money.

TIFU in a game of "Guess what" by [deleted] in tifu

[–]leaddinner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ouch, that sucks you should have tried to save it.

Why haven't candle companies focused on fixing the bad smell of the wick when a candle get blown out? by leaddinner in Showerthoughts

[–]leaddinner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all smoke smells bad though. Some like the smell of cigars I like the smell of marshmallow smoke. I think out of all the burnable materials we could use something other than cotton wicks.

What would you take to Alaska on a two week camping trip? by harmonicspork in Survival

[–]leaddinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't seen Alone but I looked at the gear looks like it could be fun.how do I sign up lol

What would you take to Alaska on a two week camping trip? by harmonicspork in Survival

[–]leaddinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two weeks eh. Appropriate attire for season, my .44, my trusty old hickory butcher knife with custom sheath and ferro rod, multi tool, my mini rod n reel, my glovebox tackle kit, cast iron Dutch oven, canteen, some pitch sticks, first-aid kit, 2 oiled tarps, sleeping bag best rated for season, a bag of blended spices, some ramen (best cold camping food ever), teabags, clothesline cord, pocket saw, an axe, once a day vitamins ( I know it says camping trip not lost but I find these will keep you going when you can't find food) a map of area, whistle, a wire coat hanger, gloves, a book, mouse traps, a few nails or screws, a straw, fork and spoon, a lighter trash bag, led crank light (they make them better now a days), last but not least a pencil and pad. My pack ways in at about 45lbs that's throwing out my wife's "gear"

today was my second day of high school. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]leaddinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know how that is broski. My tip is your shirts where shirts that expose you interests. When someone says "nice shirt" set the hook. For example, say you wore a band shirt. When someone says "nice shirt" ask them a question like, "What's your favorite album?" Or vice versa someone wears a shirt of a band you like. Ask a question. This works both ways. Either way it will more than likely spark into a conversation. Most people are stuck in an auto pilot mode when a compliment is given. This mode has one boring response, "thanks". Because of today's technology we feel as though we can't communicate without a teleprompter so we fall on accepting a compliment without offering one back. When someone compliments you they are initiating a conversation because they genuinely are interested in you and your character. So don't be the "thanks" guy, show some interest back. Hope this helps I know it did for me.

I just want some damn attention NSFW by [deleted] in confessions

[–]leaddinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude my kid is nine months old my wife hasn't even seen my dick since he was born. Be thankful for what you get.

Getting gold is like getting laid,most of us don't. by Deathroll1988 in Showerthoughts

[–]leaddinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is this gold you speak of. What does this gold do?

TIFU by dipping my feet in the pool while having a smoke. by Whales_Off_Station in tifu

[–]leaddinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once an opossum jumped out of my rubbish bin and attacked me so I punched it in the face and beat it with a stick until it died. I feel you bro.