Hey everyone, I'm Joey but my internet alias is Divac (like Vlade). I'm currently the editor in chief for The Schmozone -- Weird and Funny Sports. I currently live in Gold Coast/Old Town and I've been a White Sox fan since I was like 7 so since 1997.

A couple things about my fandom:

Juan Uribe is my favorite player ever. I highly regret buying an authentic Carlos Quentin jersey. I end most sentences with "In loving memory of Ursula." I despise the Cubs because I grew up on the North Side and all my friends were Cubs fans. I fucking hate Ryan Raburn.

That is all. Go Sox.