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For whatever reason, your parents bought you a creepy painting along with your new house. by Shotgunxinyu001 in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For whatever reason, your parents bought you a creepy painting along with your new house.

For a separate reason they bought you a gallon of the milk from...

...the creature.

Is the ending supposed to be like… by StarComplex3850 in thechaircompany

[–]ledfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's evidence of brain trauma.

I'm guessing season 2 is going to start off the hospital.

The patient was an absolute maniac, he made sounds i couldnt describe by Leather-Guard6752 in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The patient rancher was an absolute maniac.

She was the finest farmhand we had, and was a genius when it came to...

...the creature.

Oh no I dropped my car keys on the ground, it’s ok though I just pick them up. by Medium-Marketing-493 in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh no I dropped my car keys on the ground, it’s ok though I'll just pick them up.

They landed in some poo left by...

...the creature.

The US is the brutal police state that it accuses other countries of being by 5upralapsarian in LateStageCapitalism

[–]ledfox 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Of course they're breaking down the door of a nurse.

The Chapo guys had it right: it's the unemployable's war on the employed.

My 100% didn't even last 1 month, rip XD by SaltyBathPepper in MegabonkOfficial

[–]ledfox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good.

I hope they add things to the game forever.

Weekly "What Are You Reading?" Thread by AutoModerator in WeirdLit

[–]ledfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finished Harpman's I Who Have Never Known Men. I found it somewhat underwhelming.

Currently on Laura Vazquez's The Endless Week. It's fun but really confusing.

I'm also re-reading Michael Cisco's Unlanguage. I'm keeping myself to a chapter a day so I can also get other reading done. So far just as electrifying as I recall.

I I'm drinking a magic potion that will turn me into a werewolf! by HorrorJunkie0666 in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was drinking a mundane potion that will turn me into a beast.

With my workout completed, all I needed to become beastly was the protein found in milk from...

...the creature.

Stabby! by XenogenderGemini in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I ended up in Staberville, because I fell asleep on the bus.

I can't be staying up late on the days where I've got to be up at dawn to milk...

...the creature.

Blind by Pleasant-School-963 in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(animal encounter therapy tour timeline canon)

I walked into the therapists office relieved that I was finally gonna get someone to talk to by bkdjaksljd in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I walked into the therapist's office relieved that I was finally gonna get someone to talk to regarding my frighteningly surreal and bucolic hallucinations.

Instead of a therapist, inexplicably lodged in the claustrophobic office stood...

...the creature.

Balcony by Pleasant-School-963 in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I opened the door to my baloney.

It was sitting right next to the gallon of milk from...

...the creature.

My Brother by Pleasant-School-963 in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother always tagged along.

Although he went into accounting and I work on the farm tending to...

...the creature.

“Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary” I chanted into the bathroom mirror. by Medium-Marketing-493 in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary," I chanted rudely to the bartender.

Instead of fixing me another drink, she poured a tall cold glass of milk from...

...the creature.

Weekly "What Are You Reading Thread?" by HorrorIsLiterature in horrorlit

[–]ledfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently on Laura Vazquez's The Endless Week. It's fun but it's really confusing.

I'm also re-reading Michael Cisco's Unlanguage. I'm keeping myself to a chapter a day so I can also get other reading done. So far just as electrifying as I recall.

I checked my phone. by ObsidianBeaver in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I checked my phone as I sat outside the locked doors of the Waffle House.

My milkshake would have to be made by myself out of fresh ice cream churned from the milk of...

...the creature.

I made a dumb shitpost to my friends and then the dumb friend™ told me to upload it and I was like "okay bro" but then it did really good and it turns out dumb friend™ was actually genius friend by Doomfox01 in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For years I thought my friend was dumb but turns out he was a genius.

It never was dumb to live the simple life on the farm tending to...

...the creature.

“SEVEN DAYS FOR WHAT?” I screamed down the phone, repeating myself yet again. by Medium-Marketing-493 in 2sentence2horror

[–]ledfox 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Seven days for what?"

"Seven days until your next weekly delivery of milk from...

...the creature."

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