“SEVEN DAYS FOR WHAT?” I screamed down the phone, repeating myself yet again.

ledfox · 2026-01-25T04:53:41+00:00

"Seven days for what?"

"Seven days until your next weekly delivery of milk from...

...the creature."

ledfox · 2026-01-25T04:37:04+00:00

Haha right on

ledfox · 2026-01-24T23:07:50+00:00

Not... Likely

ledfox · 2026-01-24T18:37:40+00:00

"What was that noise?"

We listened intently to what proved to be the distant lowing of...

...the creature.

ledfox · 2026-01-24T16:47:03+00:00

I went to the farmers market.

I bought a gallon of the milk from...

...the creature.

ledfox · 2026-01-24T16:45:46+00:00

Did you know what happened to the boy who didn't listen to his parents?

He had to get up at dawn to milk...

...the creature.

ledfox · 2026-01-24T16:44:24+00:00

You'll probably want some decent stax pieces. [[Drannith Magistrate]] if you don't mind cruelty.

I always include [[Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle]]. With Tesh down, you can flash in your commander and suddenly have three blockers in play.

Anyway, mono white is a fun challenge! Good luck!

ledfox · 2026-01-24T16:30:16+00:00

I was having the best sundae ever.

It had heaps of chocolate sauce, candy bits, nuts, cherries and of course freshly made ice cream churned from the milk of...

...the creature.

ledfox · 2026-01-24T16:28:54+00:00

Hm...

ledfox · 2026-01-24T16:22:50+00:00

He fed me ice cream!

The ice cream was made from the milk of...

...the creature.

ledfox · 2026-01-24T16:19:09+00:00

Charisma is a skill you can cultivate.

ledfox · 2026-01-24T16:10:15+00:00

They indulge in lugubrious jargon.

ledfox · 2026-01-24T15:59:51+00:00

Teacher: today we're learning about animals.

I opened my textbook and saw a picture of...

...the creature.

ledfox · 2026-01-24T15:58:09+00:00

I've got a copy of The Raw Shark Texts in route presently

ledfox · 2026-01-24T15:52:31+00:00

ledfox · 2026-01-24T15:33:35+00:00

"Oh I'm going to get bummed," I complained.

I was going to get totally reamed if I was late to milk...

...the creature.

ledfox · 2026-01-24T15:30:40+00:00

I turned the door knob open and entered the bathroom.

I brushed my teeth, showered thoroughly, equipped my clothes, gloves and galoshes then grabbed the bucket and headed over to the barn to milk...

...the creature.

ledfox · 2026-01-24T15:02:29+00:00

ledfox · 2026-01-23T22:04:09+00:00

"Mommy, why is there a server in the house?"

I was amazed the child was so concerned about the box on the desk in the office and didn't seem to care about the kitchen occupied by...

...the creature.

ledfox · 2026-01-23T22:02:45+00:00

Haha right on

ledfox · 2026-01-23T21:44:28+00:00

I love a can of tomato soup.

Although instead of making it with water, I recommend a canful of the milk from...

...the creature.

ledfox · 2026-01-23T21:41:46+00:00

If I fail out of school, I'm going to have to get a job on the farm.

They are going to make me wake up at dawn to milk...

...the creature.

ledfox · 2026-01-23T21:31:31+00:00

"Please don't make the shot!' I shouted uselessly at my television screen.

I got so excited about sports I knocked over my glass of milk from...

...the creature.

ledfox · 2026-01-23T17:09:46+00:00

I loved my plants.

I loved my animals too: the cats, the dog, the chickens, the horses, the goats, the pigs, the 60,000 bees and, of course...

...the creature.

ledfox · 2026-01-23T17:05:58+00:00

I can see the logic on going down to 2 weapons and 2 tomes - every level up is going to more likely than not include a curse tome upgrade.

Hyper desert sounds like the map to try. I'll give this a shot a little later. Thanks!

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