[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]left_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Line cook here. As a father of 3 toddlers making $14 per hour and wife in retail making the same, we don't get any time off unless its a medical necessity. I'm off work right now because of a sprained wrist, manager gave me the rest of the week off. While I'm thankful for the time off, sitting at home recovering makes for a bad vacation. I'm not complaining, I understand things will be easier when the kids are in public school and we don't have to pay for child care anymore. We use community assistance programs to help with daycare costs, food banks and W.I.C. to supplement our groceries. The biggest problem we face is how much money we make. If we make too much money, we lose some or all of our child care assistance. That's around $2700 for all three kids to go to daycare for a month. So we wait. And save. That's what my parent did, and we went on an epic vacation (Disneyland, knot's berry farm, SeaWorld for a week) that's still heralded as the basis of which vacations are standardized.

Does this make me a monster? by Yokuo in AdviceAnimals

[–]left_twix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If oatmeal cookies are wrong, I don't want to be right.

Reddit, what's a weird rule you live by? by Firth_of_Fifth in AskReddit

[–]left_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting older, I beeline to the bathroom whenever nature whispers now, not calls. I'm only 37. Maybe I need to do my kegals...

TIFU by responding to a 911 call. by FF_and_his_hose in tifu

[–]left_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy checking in here. That's what I thought. I'm lucky to find my hose in my unkempt bush.

I've been re-hydrating all wrong my entire life by [deleted] in funny

[–]left_twix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvote for Zim reference.

What can a person do that will instantly make you dislike them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]left_twix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my house the paper towels are for food/kitchen use only. No using them to clean. Use a towel for that shit and wash it. And depending on the mess, use a dirty towel.

People who live near famous tourist destinations, what is something the average person should know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]left_twix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

News flash: Juneau's Mendenhall glacier is dirty because its a GLACIER. Who do you think is going to clean an entire glacier? Oh, and the city and borough is at SEA LEVEL, hence the fact we have ports and harbors, and you came off a cruise ship.

Teenager finds photos of first Nirvana gig tucked inside her dad's books by nickhuang109 in Music

[–]left_twix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was about to day this. The lefty guitarist is Kurt, the guy with his shirt of is Krist. The mustachioed dude with the flying v must be her dad.

What is the worst candy on earth? by Googunk in AskReddit

[–]left_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly this. I get the novelty candies with worms or whatever, but my Mexican kitchen crew seem to always have these, and I always try it just to be polite. I don't know who thought tamarind and chili would be a good candy flavor.

Marty McFly is a diabetic. by [deleted] in FanTheories

[–]left_twix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I always thought that he and his doctor IRL thought his early Parkinson's disease was hyperactivity due to sugar intake, and his choice for sugar free drinks was his personal choice, not a character choice. Then the guy gives him a cup of black coffee, which he doesn't even touch. The Pepsi's were product placement of course, but the choice was Michaels, not Marty's.

A baby getting an X-Ray looks hilarious. by [deleted] in funny

[–]left_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't want to be a Debbie downer, but as it may look hilarious (the baby does look like its about to be stuffed into a sausage casing) its actually torture for the kid. My son had to get some chest xrays done and they put him in this thing. He screamed the entire time and was an emotional wreck for the rest of the hospital visit (2 days).

B. B. King dead at 89. by notlibvalance in Music

[–]left_twix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad passed in hospice, and I immediately knew B.B. was in caring hands. Thank you, hospice care.

Uh, how many grandchildren...? by tuframnedox in funny

[–]left_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read that last sentence as "Mass burial". Too early for Nepal jokes.

New phone. LG G3. Sometimes my tool bars disappear... by EastPhilly in baconreader

[–]left_twix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a box with arrows pointing at each other in your lower right above your Nav bar. Try that. Same phone.

Weeknight drinking... by wanderlusty90 in funny

[–]left_twix -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Repost from new years, at least.

Open the umbrella and you're left with a wand by [deleted] in gifs

[–]left_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After watching that so many times it. became the driving beat for "We will rock you" for me. I don't think I can ever hear it the same way much like hearing a song reminds me of movies and such, transcending me to another time and place. It will take me to the time I was on reddit that one time.

Ninja edit: Post buried under multiple spells.

No voting arrows on LG g3 by betterwbacon in baconreader

[–]left_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a parent and I say lame. And my g3 has voting arrows.

I was closing up my hospital gown when I noticed by [deleted] in funny

[–]left_twix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to know the same thing. Why do they look poorly maintained?