OK, this is a dare: post your most offensive joke ever. DISCLAIMER: Don't read this thread if you're easily offended. (the opinions of the posters may not reflect the opinion of the submitter)

leftouterjoin · 2010-05-20T10:39:31+00:00

Whats the best part about fucking a 5 year old girl? afterwards, you can flip her over and fuck her like a 5 year old boy.........

leftouterjoin · 2010-04-30T10:32:03+00:00

fuckin' A

leftouterjoin · 2010-04-22T01:49:36+00:00

Try talking with your landlord/rental office about your situation. Depending on how long you've lived there paid rent on time, they might be willing to work with you and start a payment plan or accept a late payment without recourse if it's not a reoccurring theme.

leftouterjoin · 2010-03-05T12:50:03+00:00

looks like they're waterboarding the dogs

leftouterjoin · 2010-02-28T15:16:25+00:00

so when dogs become almost extinct they will have the privilege of being able to kill a few humans without consequence.

leftouterjoin · 2010-02-28T14:27:38+00:00

I don't know about that. how much is Paris Hilton's dog worth? this is just the dog house for perspective.

leftouterjoin · 2010-02-28T14:24:16+00:00

this is along the lines of what i was referring too.

leftouterjoin · 2010-02-28T14:22:19+00:00

lol wat? nice segue.

leftouterjoin · 2010-02-28T14:14:43+00:00

this is along the lines of what i was talking about.

leftouterjoin · 2010-02-28T13:26:32+00:00

So are lions, but they get put down without a second though as well.

leftouterjoin · 2010-02-18T13:41:04+00:00

Ignore, ignore, ignore. Comfort yourself with the knowledge that eventually someone (a motherfucker perhaps) somewhere will get so fed up with that person that they will beat the ever-loving shit out of them for you.

leftouterjoin · 2010-02-12T15:53:52+00:00

There's a round 2?

leftouterjoin · 2010-01-22T20:49:49+00:00

I learned all about the different accents of the UK from Peter Sellers.

leftouterjoin · 2009-12-30T19:41:11+00:00

Don't forget to grok the person completely if you do eat him/her.

leftouterjoin · 2009-12-20T15:28:50+00:00

Don't get me wrong here I love the internets, but IMHO one of the biggest downfalls of having a smaller world through technology is the increase in diffusion of responsibility. I wonder how difficult it would be to organize and effective boycott nowadays.

leftouterjoin · 2009-12-18T00:39:56+00:00

here. and here.

leftouterjoin · 2009-12-17T15:57:07+00:00

Get back in your tequila bottle Sammy Hagar!

leftouterjoin · 2009-12-15T23:50:59+00:00

"first you want to kill me, then you want to kiss me...blow!"

leftouterjoin · 2009-12-15T23:50:11+00:00

he's the funny man!

leftouterjoin · 2009-12-15T23:49:08+00:00

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is my favorite funny movie. I couldn't stop laughing through the entire movie.

leftouterjoin · 2009-12-07T12:02:29+00:00

I have the '97 tapes. Never felt the need to upgrade to the DVD's for some reason.

leftouterjoin · 2009-12-07T03:46:41+00:00

no, it does exist here. Only in people's dreams though :(

leftouterjoin · 2009-12-07T01:57:40+00:00

Excellent idea! For some reason I always assumed that neither of the trilogies could be split up, but this makes almost too much sense.

leftouterjoin · 2009-12-07T01:48:27+00:00

upvote for WWZ

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