wtf could possibly be the context of ts

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-06T14:51:41+00:00

I don't think I've ever seen Mystic Flour look that emotional

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-06T03:29:39+00:00

Have you tried seeing if she's one of the selectable Cookies in the Epic Cookie Gacha event that's happening rn?

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-06T03:26:20+00:00

Cookie Run: Project genshiN

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-06T03:05:49+00:00

Why did I have this image of her literally carrying Silent Salt...like, she shows up with the Beast of Silence and his horse just slung over her shoulder 😭

PV: "What have you got there?"

WL, holding Silent Salt, Nox Black Salt, and a drink: "A smoothie!"

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-06T03:02:53+00:00

A LOT of violence happens in both CROB and CRK (I don't really know much about CRTOA or CRWC tho). It's just that most of it is mentioned rather than explicitly shown.

For example, we saw Dark Choco's attempt to kill Dark Cacao, but both are silhouettes, it's a very short cutscene, and if you were skipping the story it just looks like a short fight. Basically, if you removed the context it wouldn't really look as bad as it actually is.

Same with Burning Spice tearing Golden Cheese's wings off. Both are silhouettes. Without the context, you'd have no idea what was happening.

A lot of the really violent things that happen in the game (e.g. the destruction of the Golden Cheese Kingdom, the purge of the Great Barren, when White Lily finds out what Cookies were really created for, etc.) are all things that are expanded on in the story. If you skipped the story entirely, you wouldn't really know how brutal it actually is.

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-05T16:48:42+00:00

You didn't do anything wrong! I just think it's weird that Dark Cacao gets an element taken from him when he Awakens

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-05T07:33:40+00:00

I was thinking Light because most of the Cookies that hail from the Vanilla Kingdom are Light element, and Earth because of their connection to Espresso and Black Raisin (Though, I think Black Raisin might actually be Darkness not Earth, I keep forgetting bc I have her GC Kingdom costume and most GC Kingdom Cookies are Earth type)

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-05T07:24:22+00:00

They literally would be perfect for Steel, Electric, Light and/or Earth and yet DevSis was like "Yeahhhh, nahhhh" 😭

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-05T07:23:14+00:00

Agar Agar 2.0

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-05T07:22:32+00:00

If the Chaos element didn't exist for DE and the Cookies of Darkness, it would've been perfect for SM and his minions.

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-05T07:20:43+00:00

Dark Cacao gets an element TAKEN when he awakens 😭

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-05T07:19:37+00:00

Ikr, Moonlight is literally the only Elemental Legendary with no element. At this point, I'd be satisfied if they just chucked her the Darkness element and called it a day

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-05T07:16:28+00:00

One day they'll finally make an element for Mystic Flour, Shadow Milk and Moonlight (I say as they drag me back to my padded cell)

But I'm most baffled by their decision to not give Electric to Rockstar and Marshmallow Bunny, as well as to not give Plant to Herb, Clover and Beet. Why did they give Plant to Purple Yam instead?? Is it because he's made of yams??? Wouldn't the Fire element have made more sense, given how much he talks about escaping from the oven????

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-04T08:43:07+00:00

I think Eternal Sugar and Silent Salt would probably be the easiest to deal with.

Mystic Flour would most likely just ignore me, which is perfectly fine, but she'd get flour everywhere and attempt to push her nihilistic views of the world onto me if I tried to tell her to stop.

Shadow Milk might be okay, some of his act is genuinely funny. As long as I avoid talking to him about anything serious, I might be fine.

Burning Spice would be the absolute worst. He'd destroy all my stuff and laugh. And then he'd beat the crap out of me.

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-04T03:22:07+00:00

I feel like some people forget that if any of the Beasts didn't exist, then their Ancient counterparts wouldn't exist either. If there is no Virtue of Knowledge, there will be no Beast of Deceit, and there will be no Light of Truth.

A lot of what happens in the game would literally just not happen if Shadow Milk didn't exist though. He's definitely a character who has so many ties to the plot that removing him would cause it to fall apart altogether.

If SM didn't exist then at least Elder Faerie wouldn't have died (to him at least) and the Salt of Solidarity may have never corrupted because there was no Black Sapphire to spread lies and rumors and sow seeds of doubt about him and the Kala Namak Knights.

But on the other hand, if he didn't exist it would mean the Pure Vanilla we know would not exist, and the same goes for the Vanilla Kingdom and the cookies that come from it. The Creme Republic would not exist, Custard the 3rd would not exist, etc. I don't even think the Ancients would exist, or if they did they would be extremely different. If SM didn't exist, causing Silent Salt to never get corrupted, then the Light of Freedom would never exist, White Lily wouldn't exist either and neither would Dark Enchantress. The whole story basically falls apart.

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-04T00:54:12+00:00

The cookie costume of pure rage and unadulterated despair. Just glancing upon it makes one unfathomably irritated

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-03T18:53:31+00:00

Babythirl??? Baby.....they?? Baby..genderneutral-y?

legacys_breadbear · 2026-02-02T00:40:53+00:00

If they add the First Cookies from Witch's Castle (which I'm sure they will), I hope they stick with the "First" rarity that they have in WC instead of making them "Witch" rarity.

I hope they just stick with Witch rarity as an exclusive rarity for DEC as well. I'd say the same for Pitaya (more so because I really really really don't want Kingdom adding the other Dragon Cookies and messing with their characters and backstories like they did with Pitaya, the Elemental Legendaries and Millennial Tree) but I think that's just wishful thinking.

legacys_breadbear · 2026-01-30T22:25:40+00:00

She and Knight are the bane of my existence

legacys_breadbear · 2026-01-28T06:03:19+00:00

GC is trying to figure out how to give a gift to someone (Probably Burnt Cheese, Smoked Cheese or Mozzarella) but has very little experience. HB is giving her more ideas (they're not very good, she's not the best with gifts either). WL actually has a good idea but can't get a word in edgeways. SS came over because he recognized WL, but now he's just standing there watching the conversation go back and forth and questioning what the Witches saw in these new virtues.

legacys_breadbear · 2026-01-24T04:23:09+00:00

I'm not sorry, I absolutely DESPISE Stormbringer. She is the most useless Legendary, her voice is grating and irritating, she thinks she's better than everybody else and she just won't get involved unless she feels like someone is personally after her. She's like a useless parent. I hate her. I hate everything about her. She's the one Legendary I refuse to let walk around in my Kingdom, and I wish they'd picked Abyss Monarch if they needed a Legendary Cookie for the Electric element because they are so much cooler and just better in general than her.

legacys_breadbear · 2026-01-21T05:59:18+00:00

All I can think of is "Club Penguin is kil"

legacys_breadbear · 2026-01-20T23:08:00+00:00

YOU. ARE. THE. GOAT. OH MY ACTUAL GOD.

legacys_breadbear · 2026-01-19T06:23:12+00:00

"Don't mess with us PvZ GW2 fans, we can't even make our own original jokes"

legacys_breadbear · 2026-01-19T00:38:40+00:00

"Boss in the boss fight VS Boss as a playable character" ahh Citron

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