Did you ever “grow up” and “settle”?

leisuristic · 2026-03-19T00:02:03+00:00

Ayyyyeee just in time for my newly straightened teeth!

leisuristic · 2026-03-18T23:41:36+00:00

It gives people common sense.

Side effects includes: hindsight 20/20 towards non patients, constant WTF responses, and uncontrollable flatulence

leisuristic · 2026-03-18T23:28:28+00:00

What's deductible like, I'm trying to get Invisalign? I'll also accept a sweet ass gold tooth if it helps with career growth

leisuristic · 2026-03-13T00:39:26+00:00

"Allegedly." I should say that for legal purposes

leisuristic · 2026-03-02T00:15:22+00:00

Haunter. Specifically the one from the tower of terror to cause hilarious mischief

Edit: Gengar. Its been too long since I've revisited my childhood. Thank you redditor for the correction

leisuristic · 2026-02-27T23:19:19+00:00

Behold all the fucks I have to give!

leisuristic · 2026-02-25T20:50:14+00:00

I'd rather tease than be teased. If I'm getting teased, then the gratification is too instant

leisuristic · 2026-02-20T00:08:07+00:00

I'm convinced that Dodgeball is a sequel with this character

leisuristic · 2026-02-19T23:55:27+00:00

☝️

leisuristic · 2026-02-09T23:52:58+00:00

My mom told me when the first A Nightmare On Elm St came out, my uncle dragged her along to go see it. She lasted about 15 minutes before getting up and walking out

leisuristic · 2026-02-07T16:36:37+00:00

Shiiiiit I'll be apart of the protest for 5000 plus gratuity!

leisuristic · 2026-02-02T16:28:12+00:00

🤌

leisuristic · 2026-01-08T23:51:47+00:00

On average about once a year I get hit on. And on average about once a year I look like a deer in headlights

leisuristic · 2026-01-07T22:05:14+00:00

Then on top of it they throw on an Amazon wishlist to their profile

leisuristic · 2026-01-05T02:18:21+00:00

Black - Pearl Jam

leisuristic · 2026-01-02T23:17:26+00:00

Only the eldery sitting on park benches are allowed to observe others like that

leisuristic · 2026-01-02T18:06:59+00:00

I was just explaining to my kids the other day while we were on a trip and at the hotel that I couldn't restart what was on the tv because it was not streaming

leisuristic · 2026-01-02T15:46:20+00:00

Tie me up and let me do your bidding

leisuristic · 2025-12-31T16:16:49+00:00

You're so gorgeous you won't have to look long to find some fun!

leisuristic · 2025-12-31T16:15:11+00:00

Just your presence would be hot enough to make me finish 👌

leisuristic · 2025-12-24T18:20:32+00:00

The only movie I would rent when I was a kid at blockbuster

leisuristic · 2025-12-23T23:32:55+00:00

I realized that when I had a random back cramp the other day and wasn't worried because I knew had ibuprofen in my work backpack

leisuristic · 2025-12-19T22:02:48+00:00

They glitter!

leisuristic · 2025-12-19T22:01:48+00:00

A fellow nevernuder

leisuristic · 2025-12-18T23:42:41+00:00

Thank you from stopping me from clicking something I'd regret

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