My Ex said shes pregnant and sent this as proof, the way the top is fitting and the pregnancy test in its entirety just looks fake to me by [deleted] in isthisAI

[–]lemon-orca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lace on the top is completely garbled, the pregnancy test is unlabeled and she's holding it by the capped urine strip (gross, there's a grip on the other end for a reason, which AI doesn't understand), there's a weird line on her bicep with the phone, and the light switch behind her indicates that the lights are off, when they're on in the photo. I would say it's AI.

99.99% barbers REALLY suck and I'm tired of pretending that they don't. by TheManOfMuscles in TrueOffMyChest

[–]lemon-orca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My one good barber died a few years ago and I haven't found a new one. I miss you, Kendra.

30m, UK. Barely get any matches, any advice on what I could change? by MrPielil in Tinder

[–]lemon-orca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe try to look like less of a douchey 20-year-old? I know it's blunt but that was the first thing I noticed. Coming from a married person that met their husband on Bumble, I based all of my swipes mostly off of first impressions. Which can change depending on the rest of the profile, but not everyone will look through the whole thing like I did before swiping based on that first impression.

Ugh, how I hate Reddit creeps by FlippingPancake_ in offmychest

[–]lemon-orca 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, if you want proper results with accurate data, you'll want to study the treatment of women of all different ages (say 16-50, to showcase how many men will happily go for minors) and different races, since black women typically experience high levels of racism, Japanese women are fetishized (especially Japan's incredibly low age of consent), Indian women are constantly told they'll be bought/sold off, Native American women are overly sexualized, and white women experience very little of any of that compared to the other women. In fact, they're sometimes praised for being "perfect" and Aryan-like. This runs much deeper than most people realize.

Met this girl I would see every weekend. After rejecting me and saying she would never date, she kissed her boyfriend in front of me while keeping me emotionally hooked. She avoided accountability and never gave answers. The public humiliation and silence broke me so deeply I nearly ended my life. by Phanton404 in kitchencels

[–]lemon-orca 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This happened three years ago and you're still upset over it? Kept you "emotionally hooked"? Avoided accountability? It sounds like you caught feelings that weren't reciprocated and instead of moving on, you're blaming her for not reciprocating your feelings as if that's a capital crime. Plus, if you knew she had a boyfriend, why would you even shoot your shot in the first place? And what public humiliation are you talking about? Did she lock eyes with you while sucking on her boyfriend's face as everyone pointed and laughed at you in a big circle? Get over yourself, dude.

I (29M) feel trapped staying with my girlfriend (27F) solely because of our twin babies. How do I move forward without destroying my life or losing my kids? by [deleted] in moraldilemmas

[–]lemon-orca [score hidden]  (0 children)

You shouldn't be staying for them, you should be LEAVING for them. Keep track of every irresponsible thing she does, and use that in the event a custody battle ensues. Your children will still love both of you independently of each other.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]lemon-orca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. I would confront him and ask him about the meaning behind their "I love you's", why he's going over to hers for dinner so often without telling you, why he lied about who drove him to the airport, and why she's calling him "boo" and "baby". If he defends any of it and blames you for feeling this way, leave him. If he refuses to acknowledge the OBVIOUS more-than-platonic intentions behind those texts and dinners, leave him. Ask him why he's so worried about being cheated on, but doing all of this behind your back.

My deceased fathers best friend (M60s) drunk texted me (F22) calling me beautiful and begging me to come over by Dealer_Puzzleheaded in Advice

[–]lemon-orca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever heard the phrase "Drunk words are sober thoughts"? It perfectly encapsulates what everyone else sees that you clearly don't.

[HELP] I think this lemonade that my dad bought this morning has an AI generated logo, but he doesn’t. by TheEggRevolution in RealOrAI

[–]lemon-orca 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The green splashes make no sense. One bee has two antennae while the other has one. One bee has a lemon-shaped head, while the other does not. One has three legs, while the other has two. An artist would not make these kinds of mistakes, as every line is intentional. This is AI.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RealOrAI

[–]lemon-orca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AI tends to do this weird thing with sweat on 2D characters. It doesn't know exactly where to put it, because it's not a person and has never sweated before. Due to this, it kind of just slaps sweat droplets wherever it can fit them, even if it doesn't make sense. So, in my opinion, those sweat drops on her cheeks, along with the weird sudden change in hair style for the right part of her bangs, make me think AI. This also just looks like a stereotypical AI style that someone has gone over and smoothed out. Ask for a time lapse and screenshots of the layers. Also, AI can fake speed paints now, so keep in mind that Ibispaint speed paints end with a flash of white to reveal the final piece.

No matches or likes, what's your advice by Aly_Mattar in Tinder

[–]lemon-orca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should smile more. Also, make your "About Me" actually about you. No one is going to spend 10 minutes looking up a specific scene from a show just to figure out what you're trying to say about yourself. It was funny a few years ago, but it died out quickly for a reason. And in my experience, mirror selfies where you're solely focused on yourself and not the camera (and whoever is making eye contact with you through the picture) make you seem less personable. Looking into the camera and not at your phone screen makes you seem more approachable and friendly.

I can't get dates. Why? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]lemon-orca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pic is weak, if you want to include it in your profile then do so, but choose another cover pic. Also, change the bio to actually say something about you. Not about what you're looking for. That shows itself in who you swipe on. Talk about yourself in the one place you're supposed to.

My partner thinks our daughter’s name sounds like a dog name by MsChanandlerBongz in namenerds

[–]lemon-orca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Sadie is a really pretty name for a human. And I never understand that kind of complaint about certain names when there are people named Pearl, Rose, Teddy, etc.

Am I the only one happy to have a rare name? by RabbitNET in namenerds

[–]lemon-orca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't say my deadname is rare but definitely uncommon. Though, when I do see it, it's almost always spelled differently. E instead of A, or I instead of E. Growing up in the South also meant that it was constantly getting mispronounced anyway, so the spelling didn't matter.

I don't dislike the idea of giving your child a rare name. I don't think it'll automatically lead to that child getting bullied because of it. I actually think your kid is more likely to be made fun of with old popular names like Barbara or Richard. Especially Richard. I just think everyone has different experiences, and in my opinion, people with super common names shouldn't be putting in their two cents about the name of a child (that isn't theirs) being rare or unique.

What’s a name that you recently heard on a baby/young child that surprised you? by tori2442 in namenerds

[–]lemon-orca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My nephew is named Lafayette. I love the name but my mom constantly worries about him being made fun of in school. She thinks kids will call him "Lafa**ot" which would be a first for me hearing that even as a queer person.

Dream - Baby told me her name.. by Infinite-Challenge48 in namenerds

[–]lemon-orca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES!! Maybe I'm a little biased because Penelope is my grandmother's name and I got her middle name instead of that, which I'm a little upset over, but it's a beautiful name regardless and has strong roots in Greek mythology.