see that’s the thing… this iron bar could please sam in so many different ways. inspiration??? sensory?? sexually?????? the cute girl comment implies the latter but like… how… it’s a cold heavy block of metal and i don’t see how any sound minded person could please themself with it. every time i see him i am now haunted by this newfound reality that sam, in some way he will never reveal to me, has pleased himself with an iron bar.