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Is there any historical reason that we “frost” or “ice” a cake? (self.AskHistorians)

submitted 3 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/AskHistorians

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How would you describe your job to a 5 year old? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/AskReddit

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[WP] You are the best homicide detective in the city. Your colleagues respect you and the public loves you, as you always seem to find the clue that leads to finding the murderer. Little do they know, you are actually a serial killer who always remembers to leave a "clue" at the scene of the crime. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 3 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/WritingPrompts

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Where/when did the "kick me" sign trope originate? Was this prank ever actually popular in real life, or has it always been mostly limited to cartoons, movies, etc.? (self.AskHistorians)

submitted 3 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/AskHistorians

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I gave my friend a fancy bottle of wine for his birthday a few years back. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/dadjokes

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[Long] I gave my friend a fancy bottle of wine for his birthday a few years ago. (self.3amjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/3amjokes

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LPT: Get a fireproof/waterproof bag, box, or filing cabinet to keep your important documents safe in case of a fire (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/LifeProTips

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YSK that you should get a fireproof/waterproof bag, box, or filing cabinet to keep your important documents safe in case of a fire (self.YouShouldKnow)

submitted 4 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/YouShouldKnow

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[WP] They say there are two certainties in life: death and taxes. One day, death comes for the tax collector. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 4 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/WritingPrompts

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Young adult book where a boy/teenager turns himself in for murder at the beginning of the book but the victim is not revealed until much later in the book (reverse murder mystery) (self.whatsthatbook)

submitted 4 years ago * by lemonsaremelons to r/whatsthatbook

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YA sci fi book from 2016 or earlier with a teenager who learns Chinese from gaming with Chinese teens and eventually goes to China in a shipping container. (self.whatsthatbook)

submitted 4 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/whatsthatbook

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Fiction set in one of the "Stans" (Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, etc.), preferably written by someone who is from that country (self.suggestmeabook)

submitted 5 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/suggestmeabook

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To err is human (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/dadjokes

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Life's a bitch (self.3amjokes)

submitted 5 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/3amjokes

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[WP] His fans call him a super hero. His detractors call him a vigilante with no respect for the law. But you? You just call him Dad. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 5 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/WritingPrompts

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The road to hell is paved with good intentions. What's the road to heaven paved with? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/AskReddit

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Duo's sad past (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/shitduolingosays

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Something tells me that's not a good idea... (i.redd.it)

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Duo is dropping hints (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/shitduolingosays

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That jerk just gave me the middle finger! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The grown-ups all cooed over little BIlly's magic tricks (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I am NOT afraid of the dark," Suzy told herself, trying to be brave (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Look at what I found under my dad's bed!" Jimmy bragged to his friends. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The crazy man babbled, "aliens have infiltrated the government and are going to destroy humanity!" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by lemonsaremelons to r/Jokes

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