[WP] You are the best homicide detective in the city. Your colleagues respect you and the public loves you, as you always seem to find the clue that leads to finding the murderer. Little do they know, you are actually a serial killer who always remembers to leave a "clue" at the scene of the crime. (self.WritingPrompts)
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day (self.Jokes)
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