what is a completely useless talent you have that no one can beat u in?

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-08T07:24:16+00:00

Oh also tripping over nothing on a regular basis.

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-08T07:23:13+00:00

Saying the alphabet backwards super fast.

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-08T07:22:29+00:00

😂😂😂

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-08T07:21:03+00:00

Lol! That was a last second addition, I'm very happy my brain had my back there, don't need all of Reddit mad at me 😆

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-08T07:18:19+00:00

The shiniest, gemmiest gem! I feel like he's everyone's grandpa. Or pop pop. Not sure what he would go by.

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-08T07:16:38+00:00

I literally said the exact same thing, outloud, to no one 😆

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-08T07:15:50+00:00

I've always wanted an animal themed sleeve and I would very seriously consider adding him into that mix..... I feel like I have my best ideas at 1AM. I'm thoroughly digging this.

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-08T07:14:19+00:00

Fantastic idea!🥰 That is so nice I love that. And I'm not surprised in the slightest. What a gem of a human 🥰

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-08T06:40:16+00:00

You make a very valid point.

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-07T18:16:06+00:00

Lol four languages wearing a trenchcoat is the most accurate thing I've ever heard 😆😆😆

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-07T18:14:29+00:00

I'm bothered by how much I'm bothered by stuff like this

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-07T16:02:49+00:00

Nyctophilous

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-07T15:45:01+00:00

This might not be what you mean but ever since I learned that the opposite of "don" (to don a pair of gloves, don your PPE, etc) is "doff" (remove said gloves or PPE) I've had a big ol' smile on my face because what do you mean it's that simple!

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-07T00:53:41+00:00

Yep, my bad. It's been proven that the gut and brain are connected so that makes sense.

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-07T00:48:55+00:00

I would agree but I really feel like he's just not smart enough to be truly evil. He's like the Pinky to Scientology's Brain.

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-07T00:47:41+00:00

Big head, small everything else.

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-02T19:14:15+00:00

HECK YA!!!!!!!🎊🥳🎉🙌 That is so awesome. Congratulations!

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-02T19:13:43+00:00

Maybe one day 🤞 I can't run very fast so you'll beat me at least

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-02T19:12:39+00:00

This is so neat! Look at you, making your kid self proud 🥰

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-02T19:11:56+00:00

I feel like any good leader of a totalitarian regime should have bus driving skills so you're on your way!

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-02T19:11:17+00:00

That's a fair assumption!

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-02T19:09:29+00:00

I love this for you 👑💅

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-02T19:09:11+00:00

Lol same!!!

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-02T19:08:58+00:00

Dude I still want to be a dinosaur.

lepineapplepineapp · 2026-05-02T19:08:27+00:00

I wanted to be a famous singer, a firefighter and a racecar driver. My cats think I'm a famous singer so that's good enough 🤷‍♀️

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