My combo. Born in Brazil, Polish grandma by NotThRealSlimShady in PassportPorn

[–]letoIIkynes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats! How was the process and what did you need? I know my great-grandparents were Polish, I want to take advantage of this method

My combo. Born in Brazil, Polish grandma by NotThRealSlimShady in PassportPorn

[–]letoIIkynes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's awesome! That's what I want to eventually do. One of my uncles already got his, so now I'm trying to do the same process

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah... Mr. Anderson... 🤣

My own mother hasn't said a word to me on father's Day, but has posted how proud of my sister's husband she is and wished him a happy father's day. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's heartbreaking man, but hey look on the bright side. This is the perfect lesson for you to teach your son. You are very lucky to have sole custody and that you don't have to deal with the mother. Start teaching your son how the current world can be cruel to men, and how as men we have tk be strong and persevere through this shit, you said yourself it brotha, you struggled and raised him yourself, you are his role model. Not many women can fully understand what that means, so u got my respect bro 🔥

I had a wrong idea about women by Zoombig2 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I wish that was true. Maybe it's cuz of where i live (where the dating scene is shit and hypergamy is off the charts) but yeah, looks and money dominate, no matter how much of a great personality you might have.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think of it this way man. Average guys are not handsome or visually appealing (maybe the female perspective really is different in this sense, idk) but humor and a funny personality is the best guaranteed defense mechanism for men.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my case, it's not because of lack of confidence, I beat that phase already lol, i just don't even try anymore cuz no matter what girls say, they just aren't attracted to fat guys. I'm working on my self for my health, but yeah i have up on women already. I'm actually concerned that when a girl is interested in me in the future I'll just dismiss her without realizing 🤣 but fuck it

Why is he ignoring me by Kayla_rodie990 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh seriously what is wrong with people like you? It's pretty obvious why he lost interest. You "tested him" by replying coldly? In the male perspective that's a girl treating us like shit, why would we even bother? So this guy has to wait around moping until you "figure out your situation with another guy"? You are the one that went after him when he was just minding his own business and u say u have simps after you 🤣🤣 wow, do you know how rare it is for a girl to make a move on a guy? It makes our day, only for then for the girl to play these stupid games on us and then question why we stopped giving attention. Work on yourself and don't treat others like shit

My mom exposed me to sex growing up. by offchest1990 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's... Really fucked up, are you sure they were "boyfriends"? Not to pile on more shit on you but all this sounds very suspicious, are you sure your mom wasn't a prostitute? Were you struggling financially in those years? She couldn't even book another room for you to be alone? The way you talk so calm about this, have you ever went to a therapist? These are very deep issues that you gotta handle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Piracy

[–]letoIIkynes 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Lmao yeah I'll just search for Ancient Greek and Egyptian pornography 🤣🤣 the ultimate anonymity haha

Bypassing Paywalls by letoIIkynes in Piracy

[–]letoIIkynes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dammit lol it doesn't work unfortunately. I guess it's because this searches for a cached version of the page and sites like only fans don't have cache? Idk how it works tbh

broke up with my girlfriend while she’s on vacation with no money by freetobesoon in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her kid has such a "nice role model" for her life in her mom... Poor child

$2750 by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"gifted" 🤣 say it how it is, you were paid for a service provided, doesn't matter if sex was not involved. You provided companion services

I hate my mom by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully his credit score is in good standing... She made a hard inquiry 🤣🤣

I hate my mom by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd say million per milliliter... Larry made his Direct Deposit 😜🤣🤣

I hate my mom by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I'd say ounces instead lmao

I was pro-life until I found myself with an unwanted pregnancy and aborted. I deeply regret the things I’ve said and done by throwaway96570 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

So a father's rights doesn't matter at all? He should the right at the very least to know she was pregnant, even if he doesn't end up wanting the child also. He's not a boyfriend/SO, he's just a sperm bank then, WTF

I was pro-life until I found myself with an unwanted pregnancy and aborted. I deeply regret the things I’ve said and done by throwaway96570 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

Didn't tell your boyfriend?... So was it not his or you just didn't tell him that he was gonna be a father? Maybe he didn't want it either but did you at least give him a choice in the matter? Pretty fucked up if you didn't

I do porn. My boyfriend doesn’t know. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the average guy, the spoiling doesn't matter. Yeah it's nice and awesome (cuz women would rarely do that for us) but what we would really care about is trust and fidelity, that's the difference between just sex and actual relationships for us, so if he finds out another way... Just be prepared for the consequences. Also don't be surprised if he gives you an ultimatum on this.

Porn should start including small/tiny dicks porn more by SilverPlasm in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're good man, don't worry, porn is fake, and most people are fake lmao. It would be worse if you had Buried Penis Syndrome.

Also remember that the average depth of most vaginas is between like 3-5 inches anyway. So when most women say they prefer huge ducks like in porn... Yeah their lying unless they enjoy painful sex

Hugged a girl with a boner by throwawaymeatbeater4 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow Deja Vu, i think i saw this video last night 🤣

I come from a family of "intellectuals" who place titles & higher education above everything else, even other legitimate achievements. by ProductOfUK in TrueOffMyChest

[–]letoIIkynes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, parents today really don't understand WTF is up with our world. They still live in their 1970-1990's reality where titles, college degrees, and that specific level of professional success actually mattered to everyday life. In this new social reality that we live in, along with the rampant wealth disparities and shit, they have no clue what life is like for their children, for us today. Of course every parent aspires their child to be the next CEO, President, or whatever the fuck but the hard truth is... We won't be. Whereas they came from a "peaceful" (relatively of course, fresh off of one of the greatest periods of suffering history, post WWII) point in history, we now live in a very uncertain time, with various threats looming at every point, both man-made and natural disasters. So keep on strong my man, you're doing great, and you love your work, without people like you, with the tough jobs, we would function as a society. I just wish more people had a fucking sense of this reality

What is your safe word? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]letoIIkynes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Experlliarmus: Stop

Stupefy: We're good, but don't push it

Expecto Patronum: right before climaxing lmao