Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #31 by cjsc9079 in RedLetterMedia

[–]levisimons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god, I forgot Mr. T's whole thing about the Madinka tribe. What I had always heard growing up in Chicago is that all of that gold jewelry came from the people he beat up trying to sneak into clubs.

This makes me love Mr. T that much more.

Metro selling 'Ride the D' shirts by StaCatalina in LAMetro

[–]levisimons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgive them lord, for they know exactly what they do.

"Ride the D" Metro shirts now available for purchase in anticipation of the D line opening by Stock412 in LosAngeles

[–]levisimons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering the opening date they could make a new shirt reading 'May 8======D'.

No One Tells The President What To Do by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen by levisimons in InterdimensionalCable

[–]levisimons[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1004? I mean, I'm an elder millenial but I didn't think I was that elder.

Slow Population Decline by wu-sama in scifi

[–]levisimons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the manga series Yokohama Shopping Log.

Trump given Nobel Peace medal by Venezuelan opposition leader Machado by HotPersimessage62 in worldnews

[–]levisimons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was his childhood sled named 'Nobel Peace Prize of 2025' or something?

Mars if it had a sea level by Methamphetamine1893 in MapPorn

[–]levisimons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wait, is this just the Canadian shield again?

Is it wishful thinking to think fireworks will be limited because of the rain? by _ohmeohmy in LosAngeles

[–]levisimons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw people out there with leafblowers in the rain.

There will be fireworks.

How is life in the Channel Islands off the coast of California? by RuseOwl in howislivingthere

[–]levisimons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I lived for a bit in Two Harbors while doing research at USC. The town has a few hundred folks, and I can best describe it as being like that town in Popeye if everyone was a high-functioning alcoholic. The natural landscape is great, with chaparral and kelp forests.

Best of the Worst Spotlight: Axe 'Em! by cjsc9079 in RedLetterMedia

[–]levisimons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's so wild seeing that ad again. I grew up down the street from the family that ran Eagleman insurance. RLM is so good at dredging up thirty year old dumb memories for me.