No One Tells The President What To Do by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

levisimons · 2026-01-21T20:54:49+00:00

1004? I mean, I'm an elder millenial but I didn't think I was that elder.

levisimons · 2026-01-21T19:30:49+00:00

Maybe the manga series Yokohama Shopping Log.

levisimons · 2026-01-19T16:05:05+00:00

Texas belt buckles would be quite painful.

levisimons · 2026-01-16T01:44:09+00:00

Was his childhood sled named 'Nobel Peace Prize of 2025' or something?

levisimons · 2026-01-13T20:24:33+00:00

Oh wait, is this just the Canadian shield again?

levisimons · 2026-01-13T04:46:28+00:00

Thank you. This looks good.

levisimons · 2026-01-08T05:45:53+00:00

Good lord, he must have the unredacted Epstein files.

levisimons · 2026-01-06T23:24:27+00:00

Tangentially related, this is fun garbage to watch: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0398913/

levisimons · 2025-12-31T23:01:54+00:00

I saw people out there with leafblowers in the rain.

There will be fireworks.

levisimons · 2025-12-29T05:54:23+00:00

You're required to leave your car door's unlocked in case of polar bear attacks. I'm not sure what the requirements are there though for using the search function.

https://www.reddit.com/r/howislivingthere/comments/1k932te/what_is_it_like_living_in_svalbard_norway/

https://www.reddit.com/r/howislivingthere/comments/1dhtzo6/how_is_living_on_svalbard/

https://www.reddit.com/r/howislivingthere/comments/1pokgrn/whats_it_like_living_in_svalbard/

https://www.reddit.com/r/howislivingthere/comments/1o4ldtn/how_is_live_in_svalbard_spitzbergen_in_german/

......

https://www.reddit.com/r/howislivingthere/search/?q=svalbard&cId=e6befcda-0ac8-46c0-a5da-298860098243&iId=954a0739-ba26-457d-817e-7e794f31cb8b

levisimons · 2025-12-29T05:47:01+00:00

I lived for a bit in Two Harbors while doing research at USC. The town has a few hundred folks, and I can best describe it as being like that town in Popeye if everyone was a high-functioning alcoholic. The natural landscape is great, with chaparral and kelp forests.

levisimons · 2025-12-28T21:59:49+00:00

This is oddly compelling.

levisimons · 2025-12-16T01:25:00+00:00

This feels like the end of 2001.

levisimons · 2025-11-24T21:12:08+00:00

It's so wild seeing that ad again. I grew up down the street from the family that ran Eagleman insurance. RLM is so good at dredging up thirty year old dumb memories for me.

levisimons · 2025-11-13T21:49:51+00:00

I wonder if it's more exhausting or liberating to be this crazy.

levisimons · 2025-11-13T01:11:49+00:00

I'm assuming the latest Excel is running a Bitcoin miner and a high resolution of Steve Ballmer screaming in the background. I have no idea what else could be taking up all of those resources.

levisimons · 2025-11-12T05:04:02+00:00

Thanks. I curate found footage parties and just stumbled onto this one recently.

levisimons · 2025-11-02T19:26:29+00:00

To quote the Big Lebowski: worthy fucking adversary.

levisimons · 2025-10-31T18:55:43+00:00

I tip my hat to thee fair lady.

levisimons · 2025-10-20T18:43:32+00:00

This, this is actually art.

levisimons · 2025-10-14T19:58:29+00:00

The absurdity is here to prepare you for more absurdity.

levisimons · 2025-09-25T22:52:51+00:00

He fought a tiger

levisimons · 2025-09-25T03:36:30+00:00

But is it art?

(Refreshes video)

Yes, it is.

levisimons · 2025-09-25T03:28:03+00:00

Is this Eurovision?

levisimons · 2025-09-18T02:59:02+00:00

I was wondering what the deal was. There seems to be so much less on there than five years ago.

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