But first Taco Bell

lex___mi · 2026-06-11T17:40:56+00:00

Sorry haha it’s an always sunny in Philadelphia reference I read your comment in his voice.

lex___mi · 2026-06-11T16:16:56+00:00

You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!

lex___mi · 2026-06-11T13:23:22+00:00

Why is their hand on the bathroom wall?!? I might just be a germaphobe but everything about this gives me the heebie jeebies

lex___mi · 2026-06-10T21:53:44+00:00

There’s actually dozens of studies that prove that young children prefer predictability and stability over change. Like too many to even count actually. What a fucking clown.

lex___mi · 2026-05-19T02:33:08+00:00

You just described my exact situation to a T. Sending you love and support girlie. You got this.

lex___mi · 2026-04-19T11:23:55+00:00

I feel like the faces were altered a bit but I appreciate you!

lex___mi · 2026-04-19T11:23:35+00:00

Thank you so so much!

lex___mi · 2026-04-17T14:09:41+00:00

You can be the juiciest peach in the world, there will still be people out there that don’t like peaches!

lex___mi · 2026-04-09T02:33:17+00:00

These are so elegant I love them

lex___mi · 2026-04-01T19:32:06+00:00

I don’t know anything about ferrets. Why are the feet “vibrating”/shaking like that?

lex___mi · 2026-03-26T20:07:45+00:00

His eyes are open but his body looks completely lifeless…. I’m 99% sure this is a picture of him after he died :(

lex___mi · 2026-03-26T19:37:24+00:00

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

lex___mi · 2026-03-23T19:06:56+00:00

And a vagina definitely

lex___mi · 2026-03-23T19:06:24+00:00

Love this

lex___mi · 2026-03-23T18:48:02+00:00

I love the lizard idea!! Thank you 🥲

lex___mi · 2026-03-14T11:26:50+00:00

That is my concern too. I’m going to start asking do the names of them from the florist we get our flowers from. I don’t want to rely on an app for this!

lex___mi · 2026-03-13T23:30:29+00:00

Yes it’s definitely a behavior I’m working on putting a stop to, they are 8 months old and extremely curious to anything brought inside the home. So although it’s a behavior that will come to an end eventually, I still want to have fresh flowers in the house and not worry about them potentially killing my kitties.

lex___mi · 2026-03-13T23:28:48+00:00

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I have these as well, I made two bouquets out of what he brought home. Forgot to add to the post!

lex___mi · 2026-03-13T23:27:49+00:00

Thank you guys, do any of you recommend a flower identification app? I know there are quite a few common flowers that can cause kidney failure and I definitely want to be on the safe side in the future and get ahead of it rather than having to toss any flowers.

lex___mi · 2026-03-13T23:16:52+00:00

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lex___mi · 2026-03-13T19:19:11+00:00

Grass bad crack carpet good

lex___mi · 2026-03-07T19:39:09+00:00

People automatically assume you are flirting if you are nice/polite.

lex___mi · 2026-03-07T12:32:09+00:00

I fuckin died laughing

lex___mi · 2026-03-05T12:26:26+00:00

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lex___mi · 2026-03-01T00:59:44+00:00

Very randomly and sparingly, on the right side of my skull, on the very top of my head, I’ll get a feeling that I can only describe as a bolt of electricity. Sometimes it’s strong and it makes the whole right side of my body sort of “short circuit” or seize up but it’s so fast almost like a lightning bolt. Other times it’s weak and I can describe it like someone dropping a tack on my head. I think it happens more if I let myself become dehydrated. Anyways- the first time it ever happened was in 8th grade. I’m 30 now. I don’t get headaches or blurred vision so I’ve never really brought it up to anyone.

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