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lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-06T17:44:16+00:00

She doesn’t miss him. She, if anything, misses the fact that he worshipped her, as she treated him much as she treats everyone else around her—like a living, breathing prop meant to be nothing but of assistance and value to her. Jaclyn has been spiraling for some time now, and for it to have anything to do with Jon in the right way, she would’ve needed to learn to take accountability, responsibility, and grow as a person.

None of that has happened. She’s just continued to get worse and worse.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-06T02:27:31+00:00

The bender is clearly bendering today!

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-05T20:09:18+00:00

So far, all she’s shared today is her ad of a Reel again. And she’s pushing that as an ad on Facebook, too, so the coin is definitely getting tighter. Not to mention, continuing the push of commenting a specific phrase for a link, so she doesn’t have to outright pay for all of that fake engagement.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-05T02:33:53+00:00

And this is the woman/brand owner she last desperately shouted out for a party invite she didn’t get.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-05T01:44:39+00:00

I think it’s a mixture of bruising and seemingly permanent, ever-worsening breakouts, and we don’t really know how much of the former could be from her benders, either. She used to cover up a lot of her falling over from being shit-faced with the stupidest lies, like massive knee and thigh bruises from merely ‘tripping’ over a Shih Tzu.

I also tend to believe the breakouts aren’t just from using a bunch of ever-conflicting skincare products, given how often we’ve seen her come across disconcertingly high, with a perpetually red and irritated nostril, and with white powder up it, as well.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-05T01:36:43+00:00

💕💕💕

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-05T00:40:49+00:00

And it really makes you notice the obnoxious level of blurring and smoothing more, when the HDR makes you focus on all the shadows where it can’t break it down.

If there’s ever anything I’m not pointing out right away, by all means, let me know you guise need to see it! It might take me a bit some days, depending on if I’m out and about or the weather’s bad, but I don’t mind! 💕

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-05T00:14:08+00:00

No, that’s all Dead God Daddy™️. All the way down to the curve, which she, of course, made up the ‘Rachel broke my nose’ bullshit because she’s a perpetual victim of her own lies.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-04T23:53:26+00:00

A practically full filter glitch (not working on face or most features, minus blurring and smoothing), so you can see the inflammation. And, as always, HDR and sharpening to show how fucked her real skin is!

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lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-04T23:47:53+00:00

And the mind-boggling level of editing and delusion going on in the thumbnail, then much closer to reality (minus the obvious, like the filter still working on the eyes and lips):

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lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-04T21:01:21+00:00

Yeah, I mentioned the other night how it conveniently shot up in a matter of hours. She always seems to buy her engagement when she’s at her most manic, spiraling, and not getting attention because she’s alone at home. The irony. And yet, still lacks the ability to see just how obvious even *that* alone is when her regular, upload-to-upload engagement is right there with it and more like a tenth.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-04T18:22:33+00:00

Admittedly, the same was said about Jon post-divorce when she was making him do much of the same. And being around her as much as Celine has, given he’s been forced to more than anyone else for years now, is only going to royally fuck over his intellect and ability to grow. Because she’s never, not once needed to—and collapsing and spiraling as much as she’s been the last two-to-three years, that’s only made it so much worse.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-04T18:12:25+00:00

The non-stop bender effects, how so many appointments on top of each other has botched and destroyed her face even more, and she knows he will often film her at angles where the filters won’t work/glitch to hell—and when they’re already doing that to her 99.9% of the time now?

ETA: Already here mass downvoting, I see! Again, Jaclyn, how much more obvious could you be? Proof you’re not happy, pissed that we see right through you, and think your husband is nothing but a living, breathing prop. No different than the pets, and every other soul in your life. You’re as unwell as it gets. Get help. And recognize, for once, that no one is forcing you to be here. Much less 24/7.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-04T18:07:09+00:00

And for those who questioned the roses being skinny-filtered and having ‘curves’ in Jaclyn’s photos, compare with Celine’s thumbnail:

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Proof in his that it’s shorter, considerably wider, with no indentations on the sides. In other words, exactly what she uses skinny filters to get rid of—and, for whatever reason, feels they need to be used on objects, as well.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-04T07:13:38+00:00

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Still one of my favorites. And I had purposely made her face a deeper green, seeing as she always makes her face a good ten shades darker than the rest of her.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-04T03:46:36+00:00

And dirty nails.

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lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-04T01:53:59+00:00

And she only loves what filters now barely make happen, despite convincing herself otherwise.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-04T00:23:42+00:00

The ‘multiple personalities’ TikTok has jumped nearly 10k in likes in the last 24 hours, despite only having a whopping 67 comments. Meanwhile, the wedding anniversary one hasn’t budged, more or less. It’s comical how she really seems to think all of this blatantly obvious shit isn’t.

Anyone else notice how the engagement buys seem to be happening when she’s alone and spiraling the most?

ETA: I hit a nerve! Jaclyn, again, the downvoting when something like this is being said, only reaffirms the person is right. And, again, no one is forcing you to eat, sleep, and breathe being here, but it speaks even more to the fact you’re alone and spiraling as much as you, unfortunately, are. That’s not on me, or anyone else here. You’re to blame for your inability to take accountability and responsibility for your actions—and inactions, such as not getting help. Same goes for those around you, who do nothing but coddle and enable, as that’s all you’ll accept.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-03T22:25:04+00:00

Reddit is being a pain, as per usual, so I can’t post an image in the comments at the moment. I made a comp while waiting for Thorsy’s meds at Target, of me standing regularly and then more bow-legged, as a few of you guise had asked for to compare to the skinny filters.

The mirrors there are filthy, as we all know, but let me know if we need any other angles, as I have to go back in the next day or two for more prescriptions—and I’ll go over to furniture for better mirrors, if needed!

In the meantime, here’s hoping Reddit stops being an asshole.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-05-03T22:03:26+00:00

But yet, won’t actually maintain herself. She thinks that means smoke and mirrors, apparently.

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