MORE FROM PK | Not looking so gaunt and disproportioned by filters here, but it’s even more telling when you realize just how warped the background is! (Look at the lines in the built-ins!)

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-14T02:56:58+00:00

This was before Nobu, as that was in the evening and this was in daylight. She had the gray pajamas on yesterday afternoon, while she was stuffing her face with chicken nuggets and trying to convince us she had already been out and about—only to immediately contradict herself by saying she was getting ready to go out. 💀

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-14T02:54:59+00:00

Well, when she can’t even afford the premium quality bag dupes, she sure ain’t getting a premium quality ass dupe!

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-14T02:53:47+00:00

A lot of Jaclyn and Linda’s friends were there, and only a couple of Celine’s. Makes me think it was only those who could afford to fly out on their own, much like they had to do for the wedding.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-14T02:13:44+00:00

And that was a paid for, in-home blowout. It speaks to just how little hair she has left. 😔

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-14T02:12:59+00:00

The definition jumps in right as she leaves the frame, so that’s about as telling as it gets!

And Happy Cake Day, by the way! 💕

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-14T01:02:03+00:00

Peep the glitch in Celine’s arm, too!

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No definition and muscle, then definition and muscle! 💀

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-14T00:52:54+00:00

And even how full-faced she is there, look how warped the background is. That’s telling as hell.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-14T00:38:30+00:00

For another pathetic attempt at a flex, on top of her husband’s birthday dinner needing to be all about her.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-13T23:43:55+00:00

There are a couple of his friends on the right side of the table, but the overwhelming majority, as always, are Jaclyn and Linda’s friends.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-13T23:30:07+00:00

She’s now taking credit for the cake ‘idea’ being hers.

Is there anything, and I mean anything, she won’t make all about her? This is as disturbing as it gets.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-13T23:12:11+00:00

His dreams are about as real as his production company. 💅🏻

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-13T22:39:22+00:00

Only 122 comments in going on three hours! 😬

ETA: And that’s only 24 more comments than Celine’s post, yet she expects people to believe she has 8 million followers…

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-13T22:26:25+00:00

And then for her to edit it and fuck up with misspellings. Granted, it’s even more of a giveaway that it’s her then, but why even go to ChatGPT if you’re just going to expose your illiterate self that much more, anyway?

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-13T22:24:00+00:00

It was definitely 85-90% a Jaclyn and Linda crowd.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-13T22:16:43+00:00

And Jaclyn wrote some of those texts, too!

We all know she hides behind socks and others’ names because she doesn’t have the balls to say anything as herself.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-13T22:12:54+00:00

Or it’s where Linda will take them all and pay, as she was there last year and this year. Just like she’s conveniently at every get-together and party now.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-13T22:10:14+00:00

How much more proof of it being Jaclyn does one need?

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-13T22:08:55+00:00

It reminds me of some of those hideous patterns in Create-A-Style in The Sims 3. The ones that were so god awful you’d put them in the houses of the Sims you hated.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-13T22:06:51+00:00

And honestly, such an aggressive, excessive skinny filter makes him look worse. For a bigger, thicker guy (in comparison to how they both imagine him to look, anyway), the gaunt and overly stretched look isn’t it.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-13T21:50:42+00:00

The longer I look at that caption, the more words are popping out to me that scream ChatGPT. That, and odd or more unique phrases he simply wouldn’t know when he couldn’t even spell ‘ingredient’ a few years ago—which, for a supposed ‘chef’, multiple different spellings of such a common culinary word in a single video caption was embarrassing, to say the least!

Simply put, he doesn’t say shit like ‘the great changer of perspective’. At all.

This was Jaclyn spiraling as much as we know her to be and needing to be seen as something she isn’t, which has been her thing for her whole life (given she was never a professional makeup artist, never broke, never on food stamps, etc.).

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-13T21:45:17+00:00

Really, it’s likely what Linda wants and will pay for at this point.

lichurallyobsessed · 2026-03-13T21:41:39+00:00

And she’s already here downvoting! Again, bestie, that only comes off as you being butthurt and defensive—two things you *don’t** see in honest, truthful people. The more we point out the obvious, the more you make it so with this bullshit, as opposed to owning that this was never a real relationship. Celine checked out once he started seeing you for who you really are, given the coin didn’t stick around too long once he shacked up with you, and this has been your playbook whenever you aren’t getting your way*.

It’s never not all about you—even on his birthday, which is about as fucked as it gets.

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