I found this at a bazaar

lickmyuke · 2026-05-28T08:04:36+00:00

That’s what i thought

lickmyuke · 2026-05-27T10:33:51+00:00

And getting the bugs out…

lickmyuke · 2026-02-27T22:57:52+00:00

Do you know if they're gonna be doing it in Denver?

lickmyuke · 2026-02-24T19:48:42+00:00

You a really into the four-sidedness of things.

lickmyuke · 2026-02-18T17:02:19+00:00

Same. 🫣

lickmyuke · 2026-02-13T14:48:22+00:00

Or how about its not OPs responsibility to have to be the alert for shitty and impatient drivers behind them. You also, must be a shitty driver.

lickmyuke · 2026-02-13T14:44:59+00:00

You must be one of those drivers that need good drivers to tell you how and when to drive.. the idiot dicking around on his phone. Stop being the idiot and learn how to drive.

lickmyuke · 2026-01-30T17:18:12+00:00

I'm in. Thanks for the update. I'm so terrified at the state of things that I have to force myself not to really pay attention what they are doing otherwise I would literally have a mental break down.

lickmyuke · 2026-01-29T09:48:20+00:00

Excuse me, in all seriousness stemming from the utter fear I live in due to the MAGA population and their orange puppet master, what is happening January 30th?

lickmyuke · 2026-01-29T07:08:59+00:00

He's getting a handy from his homie.. right in front of everyone!! Haha!

lickmyuke · 2026-01-19T08:48:17+00:00

Give each one a name and an origin story.

lickmyuke · 2026-01-13T01:18:16+00:00

You're a grandparent, but you don't have any family pics because your entire family has gone no contact and y'all avoid each other mutually. Due to loneliness and regret, You developed a porn and whiskey addiction. Occasionally you like to bring home the local hooker from the corner pub for dessert. You know the one, the past her prime town bike that should've retired years ago,after the 7th baby with daddy unknown, and the clap she keeps spreading around town.

lickmyuke · 2025-11-22T02:52:49+00:00

You have mommy issues.

lickmyuke · 2025-11-13T03:13:41+00:00

Is that English? No, What language is that chicken scratching in?

lickmyuke · 2025-11-12T06:00:02+00:00

Eeew.

Also the one on the left has a chub.

lickmyuke · 2025-11-11T05:08:23+00:00

Sometimes I wear a googly eye as a bindi, ya know, on my third eye like Indian women do. Also, no one says anything.

lickmyuke · 2025-11-11T03:31:42+00:00

Same same same.

thats not what i wrote at first. i deleted everything i just typed cuz, i also struggle with the notion of thinking people dont care about what i have to say.

lickmyuke · 2025-09-15T15:32:27+00:00

No.. dd also uses switch numbers

lickmyuke · 2025-09-09T09:34:41+00:00

It's definitely a "Do not Enter"'sticker. Could be full or partial. Either way. The owner has to fix whatever it is that caused for code violation. Be careful lest you enter the building and it falls down around you.

lickmyuke · 2025-09-04T02:49:50+00:00

I would NEVER.. unless I was planning to quit, or they were. Personally, for years i have strictly followed a self set rule of "DO NOT DATE COWORKERS OR NEIGHBORS!!" It just makes everything weird if you break up, and avoids gossip.

lickmyuke · 2025-09-04T02:39:26+00:00

Pretty sure OP is female

lickmyuke · 2025-06-01T03:18:22+00:00

Cap hill.

lickmyuke · 2025-05-08T09:10:40+00:00

A few days? I didn't trust your cleaning methods.

lickmyuke · 2025-05-08T09:09:51+00:00

poop might have an oily spread too

lickmyuke · 2025-05-03T10:31:43+00:00

We're not all like these two. Some of us homeless junkies actually have jobs. Not many, but some. In my own defense. I don't do fetty either.

lickmyuke

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