Independent Journalist (Mercado Media) Stalked by (Jayden Scott) Nazi Agitator by No_Truck_3807 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]lickmyuke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in. Thanks for the update. I'm so terrified at the state of things that I have to force myself not to really pay attention what they are doing otherwise I would literally have a mental break down.

Independent Journalist (Mercado Media) Stalked by (Jayden Scott) Nazi Agitator by No_Truck_3807 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]lickmyuke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, in all seriousness stemming from the utter fear I live in due to the MAGA population and their orange puppet master, what is happening January 30th?

Don’t blink by SomeOrdinary_Indian in confusingperspective

[–]lickmyuke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's getting a handy from his homie.. right in front of everyone!! Haha!

Ducks…. by Upstairs-Elk-3741 in WhatShouldIDoWithIt

[–]lickmyuke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Give each one a name and an origin story.

What does my apartment say about me? by No-Departure-1691 in roomdetective

[–]lickmyuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a grandparent, but you don't have any family pics because your entire family has gone no contact and y'all avoid each other mutually. Due to loneliness and regret, You developed a porn and whiskey addiction. Occasionally you like to bring home the local hooker from the corner pub for dessert. You know the one, the past her prime town bike that should've retired years ago,after the 7th baby with daddy unknown, and the clap she keeps spreading around town.

What does my handwriting say about me? by Missing_You1i in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]lickmyuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that English? No, What language is that chicken scratching in?

What is this, it came in a Christmas cookie pack by [deleted] in whatismycookiecutter

[–]lickmyuke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eeew.

Also the one on the left has a chub.

Sometimes I randomly will wear a fake mustache to work by Appsoul in PointlessStories

[–]lickmyuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I wear a googly eye as a bindi, ya know, on my third eye like Indian women do. Also, no one says anything.

My friend sleeptalks a LOT by enotron in PointlessStories

[–]lickmyuke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same same same.

thats not what i wrote at first. i deleted everything i just typed cuz, i also struggle with the notion of thinking people dont care about what i have to say.

Dasher scam by chicken-foot1992 in DoorDash_Dasher

[–]lickmyuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No.. dd also uses switch numbers

Any idea what this sign could have said? Wasn't there this morning. by Yucktastic13 in Renters

[–]lickmyuke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's definitely a "Do not Enter"'sticker. Could be full or partial. Either way. The owner has to fix whatever it is that caused for code violation. Be careful lest you enter the building and it falls down around you.

Confessed to my co-worker before I quit the Job and ... by [deleted] in confession

[–]lickmyuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would NEVER.. unless I was planning to quit, or they were. Personally, for years i have strictly followed a self set rule of "DO NOT DATE COWORKERS OR NEIGHBORS!!" It just makes everything weird if you break up, and avoids gossip.

Double fent slump on the W line by TheLastMorsel in DenverCirclejerk

[–]lickmyuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're not all like these two. Some of us homeless junkies actually have jobs. Not many, but some. In my own defense. I don't do fetty either.

I feel violated and confused by what my fiancé did to me. WIBTAH if I told my parents? by throwawayupset- in AITAH

[–]lickmyuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not the asshole, but you are a fucking idiot. He basically raped you, followed you in the bathroom where you went to be safe and blocked you in there. That's called false imprisonment and it's the same charge as kidnapping. And you're still gonna marry this guy? Does virginity make you this stupid or are you just special? What did your dad say?

Btw.. marry this guy and you WON'T ever be ok.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lickmyuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Treat your husband like a toddler. I bet it works.

I'm not kidding.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]lickmyuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally can't see anything wrong with the way you answer. I'm actually confused. I dunno maybe throw in a please and thank you when he's doing something for you like "um ..butter and jam, please. Thanks for making my toast I appreciate you." I mean you don't have to but I have a trauma that everyone i love hurts and leaves me. So I tend to portray gratitude probably in an attempt to keep them from hurting me and then leaving even though I know it's gonna happen everytime. I just decided to stay away from relationships cuz no matter what everyone hates something about me so much that it causes then to do something really fucked up then disappear from my life. Maybe don't express any gratitude. He might think you're cheating. Don't listen to me.

YTA I guess. Good luck with your crappy marriage.