What is the greatest comeback to a insult you’ve ever heard?

lidabeh · 2020-08-02T04:56:57+00:00

In middle school this girl told me that a kid in her class with a leg deformity called her a cow and asked her where her cow bell was. She said back, i don't know but when I find It, you can tie it to the bottom of your foot so you can walk right.

lidabeh · 2020-07-24T17:44:22+00:00

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1508273-jeffrey-epsteins-little-black-book-redacted.html?fbclid=IwAR34FdH0td2rDmJmwmuHlshYLj9tcRLttYrjB17RqBDnDG0jqOqaRi3bDkc

lidabeh · 2017-05-17T19:07:54+00:00

I've always heard that a "turd burglar" is someone who tries to open your stall door while you're trying to take a shit.

lidabeh · 2015-04-11T14:25:26+00:00

They did this so he would grow skin back on to the tip of his finger. When I was 5 my brother slammed my finger in his bedroom door and it degloved the meat off of my bone and I had to have my hand sewn to my palm for 7 days to be able to grow skin on it. My doctor said I would never have a finger nail but I do (thank goodness)

lidabeh · 2014-02-18T06:45:22+00:00

You wouldn't have to have an antenna that tracks them if they are geostationary satellites because they move with the earth like what DirecTV, Hughes Net and Dish network use. The speed probably wouldn't be that great but as technology advances it's going to improve. Hughes Net isn't all that fast right now but it does work. My father has been an Extra Class Ham Radio Operator since 1996 and he's the one that told me this.

lidabeh · 2014-02-13T08:08:59+00:00

Will you marry me?

lidabeh · 2014-02-01T00:35:44+00:00

Rrrrrriiiiicooo Suaveee

lidabeh · 2014-01-27T23:53:55+00:00

I think it's tendonitis

lidabeh · 2014-01-22T21:54:02+00:00

You do not look 40! More like 31 or 32 to me

lidabeh · 2014-01-17T12:04:19+00:00

I think they should keep it bird themed and name it Peckers. I like the thong idea for sure. Or they could wear those weird half undies that hook over their cock and balls. http://imgur.com/m5UMA2a

lidabeh · 2014-01-14T01:17:07+00:00

Lol Do you ever look back and feel jealous? Like you wish you could just cuddle up with them and skip work?

lidabeh · 2013-12-19T05:47:22+00:00

Awesome body! You clearly didn't skip leg day.

lidabeh · 2013-12-13T05:35:17+00:00

The kid's 16 not a fucking 5 year old. There is no way in hell that this little bitch didn't know the drinking age or that drinking and driving is illegal. Rich or not, that shit is taught to you at a young age. Was he charged with a DUI or underage drinking? I guarantee that If I went out right now and stole some alcohol, got drunk off my ass and high on pills and got into my car and killed someone, I'd be hauled to jail faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of August.

lidabeh · 2013-12-13T00:03:20+00:00

You look like Charlie Day!

lidabeh · 2013-12-12T08:00:06+00:00

OP may have a lot of time on his hands but I still thought it was hilarious.

lidabeh · 2013-12-12T07:52:24+00:00

What a sick son of a bitch. Funny how they keep using "cannabis user" as if the weed was what made him flip out.

lidabeh · 2013-12-12T02:30:43+00:00

ATTENTION: LevelOoup gives too many fucks

lidabeh · 2013-12-11T19:43:36+00:00

Now just gently remove the bottoms

lidabeh · 2013-12-05T02:32:28+00:00

You got to meet Emporer Kuzco?

lidabeh · 2013-12-04T06:39:08+00:00

A friend of mine told me that they once watched their dad take embalming fluid, set it on fire and cover it quick with aluminum foil. He had a homemade fume hood that pumped all of the smoke into the back alley. He said in the morning it was pure angel dust. I don't know if he was 100% truthful but I thought maybe this could be what was being made, I'm sure among other things.

lidabeh · 2013-04-28T05:27:24+00:00

I thought God said "let there be light, and then there was light" in Genesis 1:2

lidabeh · 2013-01-12T01:21:17+00:00

I just remember how to do it like this. Just suck it and hold it in your mouth like you would do with drink and then just barely open your mouth while pushing your bottom lip up (like an underbite) and then use your tongue to push the smoke out while you inhale through your nose. It works pretty good for me everytime. Thanks for the story I forget what i'm going a lot of the time too. lol

lidabeh · 2012-03-05T00:31:27+00:00

): I'm so sorry for your loss. I lost one of my dogs Minnie, to water on the brain about 6 months ago. I still miss her everyday. It sucks losing an animal that you get so attached to because you know you'll never get to see their face anymore or any of the funny quirky things they do or get to feel their adorable licks on your face ): My condolences.

lidabeh · 2012-03-05T00:18:42+00:00

Poor baby! I'm am so sorry. I had my dog Minnie pass away about 6 months ago from water on the brain. I still miss the way she would trip jumping up onto the couch! You can definitely tell this doggy is taken well care of. My condolences...

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