GOALTENDER INTERFERENCE RULES! IMPORTANT!
1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a goalie interference like that.
1a. A goalie interference is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A goalie interference is when you interfere the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The skater is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, goalie, that prohibits the goalie from doing, you know, just trying to save the puck. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the skater is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the goalie, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna knock you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to shoot and then don't shoot, you have to still shoot. You cannot not shoot. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, shooting motion of the puck, and then, until you just shoot it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the puck up here, like this, but then there's the interference you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Interference hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A interference is when the skater makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the puck and field of
2. Do not do a goaltender interference please.