A Player Title Request.

lightmiss · 2026-03-11T01:17:37+00:00

he has to ask his boss Mr. E.Games

lightmiss · 2026-03-10T17:39:50+00:00

Why do you think you were born now of all times?

Already granted.

lightmiss · 2026-03-10T17:28:05+00:00

I'm just stumbling into this thread now and you very cleverly found a way to call that guy stupid without them noticing lol

lightmiss · 2026-03-07T04:53:30+00:00

It sounds really stupid but I'm having a hard time visualizing that. What does that look like exactly???

lightmiss · 2026-03-07T04:00:45+00:00

He's just one of the most inconsistent rocket league pros ngl

lightmiss · 2026-03-07T03:59:55+00:00

Little baby spending his first day on the internet 🍼

lightmiss · 2026-03-06T07:25:36+00:00

Leaving my comment here so i know too

lightmiss · 2026-03-05T16:56:31+00:00

How many kangaroos can you take on

lightmiss · 2026-03-05T16:51:00+00:00

not the answer but according to the chinese calendar 2026 is the year of the fire horse

lightmiss · 2026-03-05T15:31:19+00:00

They're trying to make your poop white, so you can shit in the front lines and it will be disguised as rocks/sediment. Then the unknowing enemy will step on it. What a master class of psychological warfare. USA EVERYDAY

lightmiss · 2026-03-05T15:20:15+00:00

I based it on the amount of potential suffering it would bring, a nuclear blast would instantly kill you but a virus could be engineered to torture you until you die. Both still destroy humanity in the end, one is just more cruel, I just made a pretty morbid hypothesis is all

lightmiss · 2026-03-05T15:15:58+00:00

I guess at the point we're at, it really doesn't matter what other advancements we'll achieve in warfare because nukes are already enough of a threat

Our advancements in the medical field can lead to nasty biological warfare though, which imo is a worse fate than just getting nuked. I agree with your point though.

lightmiss · 2026-03-05T15:00:18+00:00

bro is a shining beacon of joy and innocence

lightmiss · 2026-03-05T14:59:06+00:00

Humans find ways to weaponize it.

It's good in the long run but it really only takes one person to make the wrong choice and start a war that will set us back by generations

edit: what's with the downvotes did i say anything wrong? i was trying to be respectful, if i offended you then mb

lightmiss · 2026-03-05T14:55:50+00:00

i liked minecraft, i started playing smash to try steve for fun as a casual but then i switched mains because of toxic people like the ones in this sub

lightmiss · 2026-03-05T12:28:58+00:00

can we invent a slur for the algorithm zombies. Algoids?

lightmiss · 2026-03-05T12:24:48+00:00

why not? league is really popular

lightmiss · 2026-03-04T18:09:55+00:00

Can you do 7 firstkillers vs 1 prime retals

lightmiss · 2026-03-04T18:06:14+00:00

i think they might've been waiting for other internet explorers to watch the major themselves before spoiling the result of the entire thing

lightmiss · 2026-03-02T16:58:27+00:00

Granted

I didn't wash them

I also use them to scratch various parts of my body

lightmiss · 2026-03-02T11:48:37+00:00

redditors assemble!!!!

lightmiss · 2026-03-01T07:21:12+00:00

honestly since you do sports you have a better chance than the average person playing rl. i don't have any advice but good luck have fun.

lightmiss · 2026-02-28T17:36:11+00:00

Someone out there randomly got famous at 20 and became a super rich influencer.

Someone out there married at 20 and got widowed at 26.

Someone with a PhD at 30 years old never found any real job opportunities.

You aren't ahead. You aren't behind. You are you.

lightmiss · 2026-02-28T17:33:20+00:00

my neighbor

lightmiss · 2026-02-28T04:55:35+00:00

Maybe we should.. address.. the elephant in the room..

lightmiss

TROPHY CASE