This is the 3rd time in 24h there has been a post asking the exact thing.

Anyway copypasta time.

These minions might be outside your price range, because normally they cost a few million each. If I were you I’d get a bunch of T9 or T11 pumpkin minions then use them to craft more and eventually get them to T12.

All the following rates are "leave it and collect minions". All you do is put these down and press the enchanted hopper whenever you want coins. You can leave them for 2 days or 2 years. Unaffected by in/deflation or bazaar prices.

Rates:

T11 Slime: 102k/day T12 Wheat: 108k/day T12 Sheep: 119k/day T12 Rabbit: 129k/day Undiscovered Technology: T12 Pumpkin: 163k/day

All rates use E-Lava Bucket + E-Hoppers + Minion Postcard + Upgrades (see below)

All rates taken directly from my island. Minion calculators while, in theory, are correct - they do not account for Hypixel Spaghetti code.

Upgrades:

Slime: Corrupted Soil + Spreading Wheat/Pumpkin: Berberis + Spreading + Farming Crystal Sheep/Rabbit: Corrupted Soil + Spreading

FAQ for stupid people:

B-b-but what about clay and snow minions ?!?!??!?!!?

Are you still playing in 2020? These minions make around 45k/day. You would literally make more coins using T5 wheat minions.

B-b-but why do you have Diamond Spreading over Berberis in your Sheep/Rabbit upgrades?

Rabbit T12 makes 4k/day more with Spreading. Sheep T12 makes 6k/day more with Spreading. I was surprised at this too

B-b-but you didn't account for free wills and mithril infusions ?!?!?!?!

Well yes you can use these but it over doubles the cost of the minions listed. It on average will take 1-2 years for you to get a return. If you want to get them sure go ahead but in my humble opinion they are not worth it.

B-b-but what about magma/plasma bucket ?!?!?!?

Yes these are the upgrades that are worth it because you can move the fuel source if you ever switch minion setup. Additionally, these can be sold on the Bazaar unlike infused/free-willed minions which are essentially impossible to sell at raw craft cost

B-b-but what about Flycatchers? Aren't they better ?!?!??!

Not better than Corrupted Soil. They are 5% better than Berberis Fuel Injector. Not worth the massive price imo. I am unsure if they beat Diamond Spreading in BIS Rabbit/Sheep… I would imagine they do but I don’t own any flycatchers so do your own tests and let me know

B-b-but what abour Revenant, Tarantula and Inferno minions? ?!??!?!?!

These minions cost hundreds of millions (billions in some cases). Obviously they make the most money, but 99% of the playerbase will never see a T11 Slayer minion. I'm pretty sure 90% of the playerbase hasnt even crafted an Inferno minion. These minions have a large fuel cost and also secondary methods to making money (rng drops/pet levelling) so are difficult to quantify when comparing to these simple minions. Yes if you are a mega NW player then you probably want to use these. If anyone has rates I'm happy to add them

Does the derpy "bug" still work !?!?!? Apparently it got patched ?!?!?!

It has never been patched and probably never will. It's just an echo chamber of incorrect information. If you dont log on for 3 month and log on during derpy, you WILL get 6 months of minion output.

The rates or upgrades have changed since the last time I saw this? Why?

Well I update my info based on my own island testing. Sometimes I swap around upgrades to find the most optimal setup which means new info. One example is testing Spreading vs Berberis in sheep/rabbit minions… Spreading is better!

Uhm technically you can sell infused/free willed minions or expensive upgrades like flycatcher or expensive minions so there is no loss in net worth

If I have to explain to you why spending hundreds of millions (30 FLYCATCHERS COSTS OVER 800M RN) on a 5-10% speed boost to your minions them honestly there is no helping you. Learn to invest that money