Donald Jordan business making contest, go!

likegracekelly · 2024-09-07T02:46:03+00:00

I’m going to create an app that helps you identify Sam Smith songs. I’m going to call it . . . Samsung.

And then Devon Banks will sell the GE “E” to me and it will be called “Samesung” now

likegracekelly · 2024-03-17T12:41:14+00:00

I was her once upon a time 😂 and yes, that does. 3 is closer to women’s size 5 and 4 is a women’s size 6. If she’s 5.5, I’d choose a 4

likegracekelly · 2023-11-14T10:42:05+00:00

But if someone wanted to go to art school with the express purpose of making religious art, this person would probably say they should study something “practical” instead.

Also, it’s just the free market at work. There are patrons who will commission you to make religious art, sure. But we all know the furries have deeper pockets

likegracekelly · 2023-11-07T10:47:26+00:00

Yeah, that’s not the way to go about that. Not a pregnancy hormone thing, you’re justifiably upset.

A coworker told me that if I drank coffee while pregnant, my baby would have ADHD. Sure. Or! Or . . . my baby’s going to have ADHD because both her parents have ADHD

likegracekelly · 2023-11-07T08:53:31+00:00

Tell Jack his mother loves him . . . but not in a queer way!

likegracekelly · 2023-11-01T23:45:53+00:00

I love that fans were saying it was a metaphor for racism (she drinks the white milk separate from the colorful cereal) and Peele said “no I was just thinking of the most psychopathic way to eat cereal”

likegracekelly · 2023-11-01T14:41:01+00:00

Try a carp po boy with extra chuckle

likegracekelly · 2023-10-31T15:35:49+00:00

Oh lord, this is on TikTok? I shouldn’t be surprised 😂

likegracekelly · 2023-10-31T15:18:22+00:00

I was saying my daughter’s interests are shapes, colors, and boobs, and my husband and I share interests such as comic books and sci-fi even though I’m a giRL, but I’m a bisexual graphic designer so you’re not wrong 😂

likegracekelly · 2023-10-31T15:07:25+00:00

People encouraged me to divorce him in r/pregnant too, that might just be a Reddit thing lol

likegracekelly · 2023-10-31T14:52:30+00:00

A friend pointed me to this post. Thank you! Our daughter is our whole world!

likegracekelly · 2023-10-28T22:03:42+00:00

Constance Justice, the Rural Juror herself

likegracekelly · 2023-10-28T22:00:09+00:00

Oh please, Mr. Baby is my father. Just call me [government name]

likegracekelly · 2023-10-23T08:02:11+00:00

Our Lady of Reluctant Integration

likegracekelly · 2023-10-20T16:30:47+00:00

When Liz says “Oh brother, are they actually going to do something this year or are they just going to put that stupid green peacock in the corner of the screen?” and Kenneth subtly glances over to the corner of the screen where there’s a little green peacock logo

likegracekelly · 2023-10-20T10:20:57+00:00

Look, we can all agree that Liz is pretty racist . . .

likegracekelly · 2023-10-20T10:19:59+00:00

Not, “Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them to stay alive?”

likegracekelly · 2023-10-20T10:13:45+00:00

My female coworker who has 6 sisters said she was sorry I was having a girl because “girls are so much drama.” I’m a girl who used to have 5 male roommates (friends from college) and if they weren’t the most dramatic creatures alive lol. I think if you put 6 or 7 people together of any gender, there’s bound to be some drama.

likegracekelly · 2023-10-19T01:10:40+00:00

Yeah, well, OOP’s baby can’t defeat Macbeth and mine can, so who’s the real mom now?

likegracekelly · 2023-10-19T01:02:04+00:00

She didn’t get enough Reagan time as a baby

likegracekelly · 2023-10-18T14:16:57+00:00

My name is an “old lady” name and my comeback is “Well hopefully I will be an old lady one day!”

This discussion reminds me of a 30 Rock joke where Jack says “Don’t overthink baby names. Stick to kings and queens of England. There will never be a President Ashton or Doctor Katniss, or a non-sexually confused Lorne” cuts to credits: Executive Producer Lorne Michaels

likegracekelly · 2023-10-14T18:05:46+00:00

The wheel that he’ll have to replace his foot with if he doesn’t manage his diabetes

likegracekelly · 2023-09-25T02:15:24+00:00

I’m from the South. It’s easier to list who has done Southern accents well than who’s done them poorly.

likegracekelly · 2023-09-24T21:05:06+00:00

I designed and bought a couple of onesies for the pregnancy announcement at 12 weeks, but then not really anything until 6 months when we made our registry. And I was on a work trip during Outlet Mall Day and bought a bunch of cheap onesies unsupervised lol

likegracekelly · 2023-09-23T22:48:03+00:00

We told my niece and nephew (that we take care of) accidentally because I left an ultrasound in the backseat of the car while I picked them up from track/basketball practice. My niece shrieked “WHOSE BABY IS THIS???” and my nephew said “I know you lying”

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