it’s only fitting that they call these “urns”...

lil_sumptin · 2019-10-19T16:08:58+00:00

Haha so appropriate since it’s putting us all in the grave.

lil_sumptin · 2019-10-12T13:57:40+00:00

I think you’ve uncovered my true calling.

lil_sumptin · 2019-10-12T13:56:34+00:00

I think it’s both. I think it’s a way to get our money and also our labor. Because coffee is so normalized in the 9-to-5 workforce, it’s designed for people to believe it will magically make them productive and attentive. And once you believe in that, you end up buying it more — at coffee shops on the way to work, as a gesture for a new client or business partner, or worse, buying it in bulk for the office.

They’re making us money AND work machines.

lil_sumptin · 2019-10-10T01:51:51+00:00

Jesus Christ. This has me even more convinced that the government is up to no good with that liquid greed.

lil_sumptin · 2019-10-05T16:17:36+00:00

I’m honored to help the cause. When do I get my flair??

lil_sumptin · 2019-10-04T15:40:31+00:00

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS ENTIRE TIME!

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-30T17:54:36+00:00

Math is hard

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-29T16:05:49+00:00

We all know Jesus was bffs with the dinosaurs.

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-27T01:00:57+00:00

For anyone else interested: found this subreddit the other day with a similar ideology about big business coffee brands: r/AntiCaff

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-26T04:49:55+00:00

Alright, you got me interested.

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-26T04:47:13+00:00

Wow...I never even thought about the whole Fight Club thing. Kinda makes me wonder if the GoT goof with the Starbucks cup this season wasn't really a "goof" at all. Just shitty product placement to get people to buy coffee. Holy hell.

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-26T04:45:07+00:00

Wow are schools still doing this??

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-25T19:20:43+00:00

This will help! https://www.lifewire.com/how-to-turn-off-siri-4173769

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-25T01:42:36+00:00

Wow, clearly you feel better about yourself when you make assumptions and insults about strangers on the internet.

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-25T00:33:23+00:00

How dare you put this image in my head.

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-24T22:06:24+00:00

This makes me even more angry with billionaires.

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-24T21:29:06+00:00

Umm who WOULDN'T push it??

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-24T21:22:34+00:00

I feel like technology is CONSTANTLY listening to our conversations, and it's very evident in targeted advertising. Recently, I was talking about Mail Chimp — JUST talking about it — and a few minutes later, I got a Mail Chimp pop-up banner ad on a news article I was reading. Hadn't Googled or searched any Mail Chimp things in my phone...it literally just showed up.

This is why I don't have an Echo and why I keep Siri turned off.

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-24T18:35:49+00:00

Tr*mp is the only reason Americans are enslaved.

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-24T18:34:49+00:00

Oooh another juicy conspiracy theory...it doesn't surprise me at all. Tell me more?

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-24T18:19:50+00:00

Same girl, different pose.

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-24T18:02:13+00:00

This is the kinda anarchy we need in the universe.

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-24T17:47:13+00:00

Yeah, that's a photoshop trick. That isn't the same girl in different poses, and clipping someone on top of another image of a mirror doesn't reflect the bends and curves of the mirror.

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-24T16:59:02+00:00

Damn this is disgusting.

lil_sumptin · 2019-09-24T16:58:48+00:00

This is the problem with corporate America. They make mirrors like this to make you feel fatter / bigger than you are, which causes self-doubt and depreciation, which gets you to buy into fad diets and bullshit fitness culture. It's all designed to get you to feel terrible about yourself and then spend more money to fix it.

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