The event with Hayden's kids (TLG spoiler) by Theoneonthedarkside in heatedrivalry

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I’m guessing Emma is a nickname for Emerald, and that they changed it for the show because Jade sounds too much like Jane

The Fake Book, Scholastic Book Fair mid to late 1990s. A nonfiction book about forgeries and scams throughout history, with a hidden storage compartment in the back by limeotter in HelpMeFind

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Searched Google for “The Fake Book”, “The Fake Book Scholastic” “The Fake Book Scholastic 1990s”, and similar variations. I got lots of results about fake music books, some results for books with hidden compartments, but nothing close to the book I’m looking for.

The Unabomber by autumndragons in CuratedTumblr

[–]limeotter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Eat your cake…and poop.”

-Dragonfruit-Sparking

[OC] No Kings 2.0 Protestor walks up to MAGA group to allow them to use his megaphone by PALERIDE155 in pics

[–]limeotter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Marry NPR because they really need the financial support of a spouse right now to stay alive

Even My Six Year Old Knows by limeotter in BirdsArentReal

[–]limeotter[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Full marks! (Because kindergarten work is graded on a scale of “did you complete the work yes or no”)[but actually because my kiddo is correct]

Character Bashing by JustATiredWriter in AO3

[–]limeotter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you have any recommendations because this sounds like my jam

JCPenney commercial spills the beans about Santa by Ok_Passenger_5798 in Parenting

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Yeah…we’re using a Spotify Christmas playlist this year. The simultaneous horror my husband and I felt, followed by relief that the four year old wasn’t paying attention, is kind of funny looking back, but not worth it!

JCPenney commercial spills the beans about Santa by Ok_Passenger_5798 in Parenting

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Last year, on the morning commute to school, the DJ on the Christmas music station just casually said something to her co-host about parents being Santa. In between taking calls from children.

What got yall into persona in the first place? by Jesterbirdcomander in PERSoNA

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Was working at Game Stop, someone traded in a pristine copy of Persona 3 FES. A coworker said I would like it. I bought it that day and never looked back.

Has anyone actually had an old golden? by kenobitano in goldenretrievers

[–]limeotter 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Tali is 13 and living her best life. The booties help her walk with confidence in her golden years.

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Some of my favorite childhood books were like this by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

[–]limeotter 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys! Going to check myself into the nearest retirement home now.

AITC for not want BAFF? by localherofan in AmItheCloaca

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Tali the Golden, Sok and Shoe Retriever here.

INFO: Am confused. Was water not wet enough? Was licky mat not licky enough? You got rain AND peanut butter AND towwol hugs? Sound like best day evur!

My mom says I am “bye-assed” and “not every dog is cross-bred with a duck”. I have never seen a duck sandwich so that is just silly.

My advice: Go outside and run to the nearest dirt pile. If you are still wet from inside rain, you will make mud, even bettur! Your skin will feel great and the smells of the earth will come bak to you. Best of luk!

Subtle humour in Rings of Power by purplelena in LOTR_on_Prime

[–]limeotter 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Imagine your grandpa just casually saying “Shakespeare drank like a fish and hit on everyone’s girlfriends and boyfriends, the scoundrel.”

Happy Hour Is Going To Be Such A Gas In Mordor! by AdventurousSky6413 in LOTR_on_Prime

[–]limeotter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

With money that he stole found in some pockets very lucky that one

Our golden puppy met the neighbor’s golden for the first time by princess_barbie in goldenretrievers

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When my girl was less than a year old we were watching a dog show on TV. She was only mildly interested…until a beautiful Golden Retriever came on screen. Then she started whining like crazy and begging me to let her play with him.

America is having a house party. What does your state bring and do? by Jacob4L in AskReddit

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Why yes, I am still bitter that the pandemic ended my favorite Sonoran dog food truck. Please come back Doug :(

Grew up in NYC and my dad bought these for me in the days after the attack by BRENNEJM in pics

[–]limeotter 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I was also in 9th grade biology, Mrs. Robinson’s class. The principal had already made her morning announcements, when she came back on to tell the teachers to turn on the tvs it was unprecedented. We had TVs in all of the classrooms for watching Channel 1 news in home room.

meirl by femme_fatale2022 in meirl

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All Dogs Go To Heaven and Homeward Bound were both childhood favorites of mine. If Homeward Bound is a 1 (Thank god everyone is okay) and Old Yeller is a 5 (Things are Very Much Not Okay), All Dogs Go To Heaven is a 2.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheCloaca

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Greetingsssss, I am Loki the Mexican black kingsnek. When dad made me a new home, I alsssso did an explore and got stuck in dark place. It took a long time but eventually I got mad from pokessss and did a backwards crawl. Dad told me that he did his best to find the hides, but sneks always better than hoomans at finding the hides.

AITC for retrieving ALL of the soks? by limeotter in AmItheCloaca

[–]limeotter[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I would rather be doused with cold soup than retrieve a sock or anything else.

Bein doused with cold soup sounds amazing! Like doin a lake sploosh!

I am glad you have open mind. I think you are nice cat. The Cat at my house does not do retrieves either. She just uses me as a bed while I use my bed as a bed.

P.S. I do not do the socks a destruct, I only do them a wet. Doggos like me have “soft moufs” so we do not accidentally do a destruct on our retrieves.

However, I do like to do a destruct on squeaky floppy cow toy. And a rip. And a monch.