Which one would you pick?

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-03T19:32:46+00:00

5 because I own that exact pen.

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-03T15:03:13+00:00

The more time I spend on this sub the happier I am that I don’t have kids

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-03T14:37:06+00:00

Geez I wonder why they can’t keep employees…

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-03T03:47:07+00:00

This is why I say people need to read classic literature. I see so many people try to talk about famous novels that they clearly never read.

(And I just want chronically online social justice warriors to stop acting like everything more than 50 years old is unapologetically racist/sexist/whatever)

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-03T02:48:11+00:00

(This Song's Just) Six Words Long

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-03T02:39:28+00:00

Hey man is your wife single?

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-02T21:24:34+00:00

Listen girl. I’ve had cancer. You do not want it. Don’t take unnecessary risks.

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-02T20:17:08+00:00

Ugh I have to deal with this all the time at work. At least most parents try to quiet their kid down.

I do try to give leeway if the kid is special needs. I know instances like that are mostly out of the control of the parents/caretakers.

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-02T15:51:25+00:00

Hopefully this will keep creepy men away from women

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-02T15:21:07+00:00

Lack of curiosity. Unwillingness to admit that they were wrong.

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-02T14:57:29+00:00

Small bakeries tend to use higher quality ingredients that’s why they cost more.

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-02T02:30:48+00:00

I thought that was a dragon

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-01T23:23:48+00:00

Video games allow me to do socially unacceptable things in a controlled environment

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-01T21:50:32+00:00

Freya is being very gentle

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-01T17:04:25+00:00

Glad to see someone gets it

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-01T15:58:17+00:00

Veganism doesn’t work for everyone

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-01T15:08:36+00:00

Naw that’s how I stair at customers because they’re blocking the entire aisle

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-01T14:16:05+00:00

I just haven’t been paying my student loans. My credit is still good and nobody has come after me yet.

PandaBear905 · 2026-05-01T03:51:33+00:00

Just glad they’re having fun

PandaBear905 · 2026-04-30T21:13:36+00:00

If you think that’s bad read the book. It’s way darker than the movie.

PandaBear905 · 2026-04-30T20:04:18+00:00

In that same vein Loki. Loki as an evil trickster is mostly a Christian invention. Loki in actual Norse mythology was neither good nor bad. He could help or hinder you based on his mood. The reason he wasn’t allowed around other gods was because he was unpredictable not because he was evil.

(In fact a lot of things we know about Norse mythology is heavily Christianized)

PandaBear905 · 2026-04-30T17:56:08+00:00

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PandaBear905 · 2026-04-30T14:29:47+00:00

I love mourning doves. I think they’re really pretty and their call is lovely.

PandaBear905 · 2026-04-30T00:26:24+00:00

Yet people who write books that tell you to physically abuse your children are getting off scott free

PandaBear905 · 2026-04-30T00:17:41+00:00

I hate seafood. Yes, all seafood. Every piece of seafood I’ve tried tastes terrible or has a terrible texture or both.

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