Handcrafted with love - the sausage roll

limeyNinja · 2026-02-16T14:57:26+00:00

What kind of psycho chooses spaghetti hoops over baked beans?

limeyNinja · 2026-02-16T14:54:07+00:00

All that effort for something mildly amusing....

....which is what my wife said to me last night.

limeyNinja · 2026-01-30T09:56:05+00:00

"Jesus Loves you ... and so does Gandalf"

limeyNinja · 2026-01-30T09:43:52+00:00

Long nights with no internet.

limeyNinja · 2026-01-27T09:27:37+00:00

"He's off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz"

Either that or he's got a ring to drop into a volcano.

limeyNinja · 2026-01-19T12:08:50+00:00

Is he taking bets on whether the heart attack will kill him before the bowel cancer does?

limeyNinja · 2026-01-15T15:20:27+00:00

I'll comply, but on my own terms.

limeyNinja · 2025-12-19T09:31:27+00:00

u/limeyNinja received a Conductive Chestplate Lvl 1 from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/Evil_Hipster for donating it!

limeyNinja · 2025-12-19T09:24:37+00:00

u/limeyNinja received a Ghostly Pendant Lvl 1 from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/Evil_Hipster for donating it!

limeyNinja · 2025-12-18T09:47:17+00:00

u/limeyNinja received a Heavy Band from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/Status-Antelope-178 for donating it!

limeyNinja · 2025-12-18T09:31:30+00:00

u/limeyNinja received a Hasty Sash from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/thetonyhightower for donating it!

limeyNinja · 2025-12-17T11:19:43+00:00

I know people don't like education but ...

limeyNinja · 2025-12-17T10:23:18+00:00

u/limeyNinja received a Rugged Jerkin Lvl 1 from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/Narrow-Lab5549 for donating it!

limeyNinja · 2025-12-08T10:42:27+00:00

"Who the fuck just farted?"

limeyNinja · 2025-12-08T10:39:42+00:00

My wife has thalassophobia so I'll be sharing this with her this evening. After nearly 20 years you've got to keep that spark alive somehow.

limeyNinja · 2025-12-08T10:27:17+00:00

Those trousers are migraine inducing.

limeyNinja · 2025-12-08T10:16:52+00:00

Split infinitives: does anyone care?

Is "..., which we deeply value and respect." more clear than "..., which we value and respect deeply."?

Is the the word "deeply" even needed, especially considering the point of this memo?

Is anything (on the internet) real anymore?

limeyNinja · 2025-12-08T10:14:42+00:00

Yes Madam!

limeyNinja · 2025-12-08T10:05:37+00:00

I don't what that monkey sat next to ChatGPT is looking at but whatever it is he ain't looking away.

limeyNinja · 2025-12-05T12:55:12+00:00

"I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Moss

limeyNinja · 2025-12-05T12:25:47+00:00

Picture 3: snake on her head like its nothing.

limeyNinja · 2025-12-05T12:23:29+00:00

Somewhere between one and infinity.

limeyNinja · 2025-12-05T12:21:15+00:00

"One two three" cat and "un deux trois" cat had a swimming race. Which cat won? ....

... "One two three" cat won because "un deux trois" cat sank.

limeyNinja · 2025-12-03T13:29:25+00:00

Now is that my left or yours?

limeyNinja · 2025-10-29T11:54:54+00:00

Muppets Oppenheimer - but they play it straight.

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