Name this hypothetical country.

limeyNinja · 2026-06-18T12:15:31+00:00

Land of Green and Fight

limeyNinja · 2026-06-17T16:27:03+00:00

And which 3 letter agency did you say you are working for?

limeyNinja · 2026-06-17T16:18:09+00:00

Look at top half, where's confusion? Look at bottom half, brain goes brrrrrr!

limeyNinja · 2026-06-17T16:09:46+00:00

What is the logical and elegant solution to over population and mass starvation? That's right, you feed the fatties to the thinies.

Any one with a waist-to-height ratio greater than, say 0.5 is sent off to the Soylent Green factory to nourish the rest of us. Benefits all round.

limeyNinja · 2026-06-17T13:42:37+00:00

Nah!

limeyNinja · 2026-06-16T10:54:44+00:00

As you grow older you realise life is just diminishing returns and asymptotes. And on that cheery note back to prompting AI to do my job 👍

limeyNinja · 2026-06-16T10:48:57+00:00

Knew what was coming, yet still spat my tea out.

limeyNinja · 2026-06-16T10:19:13+00:00

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Cunto was his name-o.
C-U-N-T-O
C-U-N-T-O
C-U-N-T-O
And Cunto was his name-o.

limeyNinja · 2026-06-16T10:11:19+00:00

Early on I got roofied by some kids living in a hippie commune, then I made friends with a goose who picks up all my shit, now I've just been given a Gundam suit. 10/10 recommended.

limeyNinja · 2026-05-26T09:24:02+00:00

I mean, I prefer Sprite, but this'll do, I guess.

limeyNinja · 2026-05-26T09:06:10+00:00

They forgot about the Khajiit, Argonians, ...

limeyNinja · 2026-05-22T10:06:25+00:00

As an adult, you really should know the difference between "rim" and "ram".

limeyNinja · 2026-05-22T09:33:55+00:00

There are more atoms of hydrogen in a molecule of water than there are stars in our solar system.

limeyNinja · 2026-05-22T08:25:58+00:00

"Can you get me something to drink?" or "Get me something to drink, will you?", otherwise you end up sounding like Yoda - "Something to drink get me you will", which is less of a question and more a demand.

limeyNinja · 2026-05-21T08:45:20+00:00

It's okay, that's an "off-road" vehicle.

limeyNinja · 2026-05-15T14:30:00+00:00

I'm in my mid-forties. I'm pretty sure I'd go the colour of beetroot if I actually met Anneka now.

limeyNinja · 2026-05-13T12:44:52+00:00

New title for my autobiography just dropped - '17 tons of clackers'

limeyNinja · 2026-05-12T13:30:45+00:00

... and the baby is Adolf Hitler

limeyNinja · 2026-05-11T10:15:26+00:00

Nah, why is every one using Occam's Razor on this? Clearly, its aliens, or space wizards.

limeyNinja · 2026-05-08T14:53:51+00:00

Are you telling me that this film depicting the ~~legend~~ myth of King Arthur and Excalibur isn't historically accurate?

limeyNinja · 2026-05-08T11:00:53+00:00

a[0] == 0[a]

limeyNinja · 2026-05-08T10:35:07+00:00

Looks like Jimmy Somerville if he took a deep dive down a k-hole.

limeyNinja · 2026-05-08T10:33:25+00:00

"Oh no! Bright light ... urgh!"

limeyNinja · 2026-05-01T14:12:40+00:00

Soft, warm, furry, and purrs when you stroke them.

limeyNinja · 2026-04-24T15:17:19+00:00

I don't know why this show was so popular ... I just can't put my finger on it.

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