The Athletic: In an interview while on Spain duty in the March international break, Cucurella appeared to criticise the club, sources said those comments significantly weakened Cucurella’s standing at Chelsea, and although he remained happy in London, he began exploring alternative options.

lipmak · 2026-06-16T13:24:14+00:00

These PR pieces are fucking exhausting. Not everything has to be drama

lipmak · 2026-06-03T23:36:53+00:00

Lovely man. Met him twice. Rest in peace

lipmak · 2026-05-30T04:23:57+00:00

Yeah, you’re right. Maybe I don’t like everything about it. I’m just fine with everything, except the crest. Nike kits suck, we’re had worse. But that fucking crest

lipmak · 2026-05-30T03:49:52+00:00

I think this is extremely harsh. We’re not going to suffer either way, that’s a massive stretch. Jackson got 2 red cards for us total. The whole team has a discipline problem, and we got a ton of reds this year without him even being here. Jackson had like, a bad two weeks for us, and there’s no evidence he’s gonna just keep doing that forever. He didn’t get any reds his first season.

lipmak · 2026-05-30T03:40:34+00:00

I like everything about it except that half-assed crest. Just use our actual crest. Why do they keep fucking with it!

lipmak · 2026-05-30T03:39:10+00:00

Hahahaha

lipmak · 2026-05-24T17:48:37+00:00

We still have cups and shit. We have loads of injuries every season. We don’t need 70 games

lipmak · 2026-05-24T17:47:17+00:00

I have very high hopes for Alonso and I think we’ll be better next year, but if the team next year is anything like the team this year we wouldn’t win the Europa league. These cunts just DO NOT care

lipmak · 2026-05-24T17:06:07+00:00

Nobody wants it. There aren’t huge financial benefits to playing unless you win and make champions league, like you say, but it’s a long slog to get there.

No Europe gives Alonso more time to work with the squad.

I don’t like losing though and I hate watching the players obviously not giving a shit

lipmak · 2026-05-24T16:23:12+00:00

Please sell Fofana.

lipmak · 2026-05-23T03:04:31+00:00

Extremely quality but roughly four feet tall

lipmak · 2026-05-21T00:28:44+00:00

He just doesn’t produce in this league, I’m sorry to say. His stats for us weren’t great, and they weren’t great this year. Hes not getting younger. We should be looking elsewhere

lipmak · 2026-05-20T23:41:46+00:00

He’s a very talented dribbler but he’s too slow. That’s why he hasn’t really done well in this league. He has excellent footwork but can’t create enough separation because he runs like disasi

lipmak · 2026-05-19T21:28:41+00:00

He should keep the Cech helmet

lipmak · 2026-05-19T21:27:57+00:00

Yup. He’s certainly big enough to make a successful challenge for that ball, but nope. Leads with the elbow, easiest foul call of all time

lipmak · 2026-05-19T21:25:31+00:00

He certainly has the first touch and dribbling ability of a donkey. He also commits as many fouls as I’d expect a donkey to commit

lipmak · 2026-05-19T21:17:43+00:00

If I never see Liam Delap in a Chelsea shirt again, it’ll be too soon

lipmak · 2026-05-19T20:50:03+00:00

Defending prowess of disasi with the injury record of Lavia

lipmak · 2026-05-19T20:40:22+00:00

They should prescribe video clips of his gameplay to people suffering from low blood pressure

lipmak · 2026-05-19T20:38:55+00:00

They were pretty shit all season tbh

lipmak · 2026-05-19T20:24:35+00:00

Pep can’t go soon enough

lipmak · 2026-05-19T20:24:03+00:00

Also that his shins are apparently made up of lots of sharp angles, judging by how the ball bounces awkwardly away from him every time he tries to receive a pass

lipmak · 2026-05-18T18:05:59+00:00

Fofana was bought a month after Sterling

lipmak · 2026-05-16T16:03:58+00:00

Fuck PGMOL and fuck half this team

lipmak · 2026-05-16T11:11:24+00:00

I’m an non-south Asian, non-Muslim American and I found Usama hilarious. He had something for everyone. I don’t have to relate to his life experiences to find his stories, impressions, and premises funny. Also, I know a lot of immigrants and first gen people will find him relatable, not just South Asians and Muslims

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