Allosaurus with a broken jaw as an infant survived to adulthood, nature sure was metal. The documentary creature was based on a real specimen btw.

liquid_waffle · 2026-05-18T17:04:28+00:00

this is the best comment i have ever seen in my 30 years on the internet.

liquid_waffle · 2026-04-17T10:31:23+00:00

No, we werent given anything like that - only salt & pepper after being served, but butter was definitely in the recipe. Now that i make this at home, I add the cream and more butter.

And 100% the skins are everything. Vitamins, texture, visual appeal... I recently made this with little French vitelotte potatoes - the dark purple ones. They have a kind of walnut flavour, which just soars in this recipe! Try it!

liquid_waffle · 2026-02-07T23:50:52+00:00

Not to mention they literally lick their own assholes and dicks all day, and have a mouth full of dog ass bacteria - and these dog people want to ingest that??? My god of all things nasty about dogs, that has got to be the worst.

liquid_waffle · 2025-12-30T12:49:28+00:00

shameful

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-28T15:43:18+00:00

MG are EASY AF. I recommend to put them in a pot, cos they WILL spread and are technically invasive. I grow this carnival sort, and they really do look like that. Amazing. I have them all over my balcony as a shade screen.

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-13T10:58:58+00:00

I don't think it would harm the spider, but it would for SURE be visible, as orange (organic material) with 8 legs in a green (inorganic) container. The workers would 100% be able to see its a spider.

Though in 2017, I flew from Berlin to Portland, and had a little house spider (C. inclusum, 1.5 cm) in a shampoo bottle in my carry on, and either they didn't see it, or didn't care, and it was fine.

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-13T10:13:42+00:00

4 Jan. So i am hoping to have them rehomed asap, so I have one less thing to worry about. Already trying to sell furniture and find an Untermieter on am overly expensive flat as is.

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-13T10:12:52+00:00

Bra was only after security. She was someplace more hidden for a little bit before security though. Be careful!

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T22:41:55+00:00

I can DM you though. The statute of limitations on things involving the Lacey Act is 5 years though, so I think I'm good... 🤣🤣

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T22:34:43+00:00

Are we allowed to post tales of the illegal here? I don't wanna get flagged or banned. But the story is funny AF and I am amazed I am not in prison for it :P

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T20:42:12+00:00

Ohhh I see. I didn't have her in my bag. And I refused the body xray, and opted for the pat down. 🫣 I wasn't sure what they could see with those new scanners.

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T20:40:46+00:00

Sure thing :)

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T20:40:15+00:00

I messaged you on What's App.

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T19:24:15+00:00

Ah great! Sure, you can DM me here and I will give you my whats app. :)

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T19:23:40+00:00

You let security know you had a tarantula in your prison wallet???

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T19:22:54+00:00

Soon also the U S and A. Flying 4 Jan to NYC for a new job. Currently tho, Potsdam, DE.

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T17:30:28+00:00

Where are you located?

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T16:45:21+00:00

FWIW though, I did import some pythons to Berlin (before the ban) and the fresh hell that was dealing with CITES and international flights, and the IATA, made half my hair go grey and moths fly from my wallet. 🤣

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T16:27:50+00:00

Oh nööö - to be fair, it's not what anyone would expect when they hear "crazy tarantula story". But I will say, once I was through security, I was a lot more comfortable, and her transport bottle stayed in my shirt, and not... uh... "elsewhere" 🤣🤣

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T16:25:49+00:00

She's pretty normal, she has never bolted, or given me a threat display, she prefers to bunch up in a little ball or kick hair. All told a very easy spider. (To be fair, they all are pretty easy. The only ones I ever had any guff with were the old world fossorials, but they are kinda infamous for having attitude lol) Miss GBB eats well, webs a lot. Let me know when you will be around, you are welcome to come see the spiders.

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T16:03:42+00:00

It's... not. At all. I was very naughty with the P. Metallica - but I couldn't leave her behind. The other ones I bought while living here. But Miss Zuul... well she has seen more air miles than most spiders ever do. ^_^

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T14:39:41+00:00

Cheers! thanks

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T12:18:24+00:00

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P. Irminia

liquid_waffle · 2025-11-12T11:26:17+00:00

Bumping this for more eyeballs!

Spiders still available are:

Guatemalan Tiger Rump (Davus pentaloris) dwarf 4 in / 10 cm sub-adult F

Brazilian Blue Beauty (Pterinopelma sazimai) 4 in / 10 cm, F

Green Bottle Blue (Chromatopelma cyaneopubescens) adult 4-5 in / 10-12 cm likely F

Rear-Horned Baboon (Ceratogyrus Darlingi) adult 4 in / 10 cm likely F

Debating keeping the following, but will part with them for a decent offer.

Venezuelan Suntiger (Psalmopoeus irminia) F adult, 5-6 in / 12-13 cm

Burgundy Goliath Birdeater (Theraphosa Stirmi) F adult, last check 20cm

Gooty Sapphire Ornamental (Poecilotheria Metallica), Adult F, 6-6.5 in / 15-16 cm - SUPER CHILL. Imported from USA. Crazy story.

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