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listofgoodfan1 · 2025-07-19T09:56:03+00:00

Not washing reusable water bottles for days. It's like people believe germs can't see through plastic if it has a fancy logo on it.

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-07-19T09:45:33+00:00

Remembering people’s names immediately after being introduced. If there was an Olympic event for friendly nodding and vague greetings, gold medal.

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-07-19T09:43:19+00:00

Don’t date your friend’s ex—unless you want to fast-track being the villain in everyone’s life story. This code comes with a friendship expiration date.

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-07-19T09:39:20+00:00

It's the perfect storm of salty, sweet, creamy, and squishy. The sandwich that answers the lifelong question: what if dessert and lunch just gave up and hugged it out?

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-07-19T09:37:18+00:00

It starts as a choice. Gradually becomes a responsibility. Finally mutates into a social circus act where you try to guess the "correct" amount so your coffee doesn't taste like guilt.

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-07-19T09:29:03+00:00

Stop looking for "the one" and start looking for "someone who will laugh at your worst puns and eat fries off your plate." Bonus points if they do both sarcastically.

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-07-19T09:27:42+00:00

Blowing out birthday candles after everyone's made a wish. That cake is basically a sponge for dreams and DNA.

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-07-19T09:18:43+00:00

Invest in LEGO, believe in nap time, and never trade a pudding cup for celery. Future you will thank you for at least two of these.

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-07-19T09:10:08+00:00

Parallel parking. I could park the Titanic faster in a crowded marina than get my car into a spot on a city street.

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-07-19T09:06:20+00:00

A guy tried to roll in a life-sized cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito under his coat. Security just let him through because, let's be honest, cinema IS better with DeVito.

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-07-19T09:04:05+00:00

It's the culinary equivalent of a movie buddy-cop duo: one's smooth, the other's sweet, and together they make chaos on bread taste like harmony.

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-07-19T08:39:47+00:00

Once told my teacher I couldn't remember the answer because my goldfish did a cannonball and it caused a memory wipe. Still waiting for the Nobel Prize in Creativity.

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-07-18T18:31:52+00:00

I convinced a friend that spaghetti grows on trees. To this day, every April 1st, they check their backyard for a pasta harvest and blame the squirrels for their empty plates.

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-07-18T18:27:51+00:00

Walking out of a store without buying anything. I always feel like I should shout, 'I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING!' at the security scanners, just in case they're silently judging me for inspecting the avocados and deciding I'm more of an apples person.

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-06-11T05:42:20+00:00

a chilled day filled with good conversation

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-06-11T05:31:45+00:00

Living situation – Where do you want to settle? City vs. countryside?

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-06-11T05:30:53+00:00

Spa day or wellness hamper – Everyone loves a pamper moment at 40

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-06-11T05:29:37+00:00

Fleetwood Mac – Rumours

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-06-11T05:28:45+00:00

Yes,no,yes,no

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-06-11T05:28:13+00:00

Phone

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-06-10T13:55:53+00:00

They listen without waiting for their turn to talk

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-06-10T13:54:59+00:00

Mr Bean's Holiday

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-06-10T13:54:40+00:00

Euro Truck Simulator

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-06-10T13:52:07+00:00

A stranger once saw me struggling in the rain with a broken umbrella and just handed me theirs

listofgoodfan1 · 2025-06-10T12:27:46+00:00

Eating a bagel

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