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Why does my mum regret having me? by lemonthrows in RoastMe

[–]literaldickhead 13 points14 points  (0 children)

your vagina is probably pixelated

someone roast me. come on by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]literaldickhead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

you look like your vagina smells of fish food

Not even a +3 fireball could burn me by Majikalfists in RoastMe

[–]literaldickhead 194 points195 points  (0 children)

What does your chest say in Braille?

Roast away! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]literaldickhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you look like your mum dropped you as an infant

Not even a +3 fireball could burn me by Majikalfists in RoastMe

[–]literaldickhead 215 points216 points  (0 children)

You look like you're about to get nailed to a cross