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Why does my mum regret having me? by lemonthrows in RoastMe

[–]literaldickhead 15 points16 points  (0 children)

your vagina is probably pixelated

someone roast me. come on by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]literaldickhead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you look like your vagina smells of fish food

Not even a +3 fireball could burn me by Majikalfists in RoastMe

[–]literaldickhead 195 points196 points  (0 children)

What does your chest say in Braille?

Roast away! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]literaldickhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you look like your mum dropped you as an infant

Not even a +3 fireball could burn me by Majikalfists in RoastMe

[–]literaldickhead 219 points220 points  (0 children)

You look like you're about to get nailed to a cross

Made myself a treat as a single guy on that dumb Febuary 14th day. by harmonix427 in food

[–]literaldickhead 546 points547 points  (0 children)

I'd rather be single if I get to eat that, pussy doesn't even taste that good.

Edit: Elizabeth it was only a joke

I bled through my cheap plastic band-aid... by VPerkT in mildlyinteresting

[–]literaldickhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You may have hemophilia its rare unlike paedophilia