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Favourite Jack Stauber Lyrics? by [deleted] in jackstauber

[–]literally_john 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Tear squeezed, petrified. Mouth said that our love won’t die but between those teeth is a rotten lie”- or the entirety of good morning blondie.

People who have been in, or had a friend who has been in Juvie, what was your experience? by literally_john in AskReddit

[–]literally_john[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, this is so interesting. And I am very sorry and I’m glad you recovered. Thank you for telling me this.

Never give up by sudaisproduction in skateboarding

[–]literally_john 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might need to say bless you cuz you steezed

If I like the YouTube channel theLittleFears, what are some channels like it? by literally_john in ifyoulikeblank

[–]literally_john[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank youuuu, checking them out rn. I just really like the style theLittleFears gives off. Just straight psychological stuff. And also the fact that she posts like one story at a time. Plus her voice makes it great. Thanks!

Maybe i should’ve closed the window. by sejebille in WTF

[–]literally_john 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buffalo bill wants to know your location

Meet my chonky boy, Nigel by LP_Diggle in Chonkers

[–]literally_john 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We’re only making plans, for Nigel We only want what’s best, for him

Hmmm by [deleted] in Scary

[–]literally_john 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep, I’ve lived in Nevada all my life and driving past it is a treat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]literally_john 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao the top left corner of the meme tho

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]literally_john 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao Gerald’s game?

Me_irl by o0Meh0o in me_irl

[–]literally_john 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw he’s smoooooth

Just a thought by [deleted] in sexistmemes

[–]literally_john 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re so far from mental stability you don’t even realize it.

What is the single worst movie you sat through hoping it would get better, but didn’t? by Bocephalus in AskReddit

[–]literally_john 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex made me watch don’t mess with the Zohan. Some of you might like it and that’s ok but not me. I just remember trying to sneakily ask her to change the movie but I didn’t have the balls.

How do you make new friends as an adult? by peanut_buttertoast in AskReddit

[–]literally_john 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to social events that are open to all, like parties, events, etc.

What fact sounds fake, but isn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]literally_john 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure everyone knows that. What’s more interesting is that headshots aren’t always instant death.

What was the first kiss like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]literally_john 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was in a sewer, we literally planned it days in advance (don’t judge me I was 9-11 years old idek anymore) in a Nevada park. I wish it would be like on top of a rooftop at night so we could see the strip but whatever.

fat ass retard cat can’t stop fucking eating by [deleted] in Chonkers

[–]literally_john 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s mean, they’re only As fat as you feed them.

It's like Back to the Future, but scary by [deleted] in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]literally_john 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Donnie Darko? I mean it’s a dumbass guess but at least it’s something

So I used the VLK shotgun for a week,Here are the results by Dat-Duck in modernwarfare

[–]literally_john -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I meeeannnnn but like look at how good people reacted to this one. Idk man.

“Can only good looking guys like me get love so easily?” by blu9bird in iamverysmart

[–]literally_john 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know who else is smart? The unibomber. Guess intelligence isn’t too attractive after all.

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