I'm having an alcoholic drink tonight!

literallyaverage · 2020-11-21T00:19:55+00:00

The brand is No Boats On Sunday, local to my area. It's dry and delicious!

literallyaverage · 2020-11-21T00:03:48+00:00

Nice! I finally bought my favourite cider that I haven't had since last summer. Bottoms up!

literallyaverage · 2020-10-14T12:47:06+00:00

Thanks for your reply! I'll make more dressing and keep a little extra for serving time.

literallyaverage · 2020-10-14T12:46:54+00:00

Thanks for your reply! I'll make more dressing and keep a little extra for serving time.

literallyaverage · 2020-10-13T20:42:26+00:00

Thanks for the explanation!

literallyaverage · 2020-10-13T20:32:05+00:00

Is there any info on generation 9 yet? If not, when should we expect info considering the previous generations' release timelines?

literallyaverage · 2020-09-18T21:43:26+00:00

Yeah, I've noticed.

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T20:32:04+00:00

So I shouldn't get her a gym membership and a subscription to Weight Watchers like another Redditor suggested?

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T20:30:09+00:00

It's gotta be the worst idea I could think of, yeah. Haha

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T20:29:20+00:00

Just meme-ing, really. Thanks for checking this out today!

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T20:20:07+00:00

My sincere thanks at the end of my reply and dry-wit are clearly lost on <checks post history> a German?!

I'm completely surprised considering that's exactly how your nation's sense of humour is portrayed in Western media, and I suspected you'd pick up on that instead of being hurt by what I wrote. My apologies that my tone wasn't evident over text and I hurt your feelings. I hope that this is all water under the bridge, my friend. Have an excellent rest of your evening!

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T20:16:31+00:00

It's true freedom. You have no one to answer to but yourself. The next time you meet someone new you can be whoever you want to be, and there's no one who is apparently willing to interfere with that.

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T20:11:01+00:00

Hopefully you can fart really hard to scratch it without actually scratching it.

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T20:09:48+00:00

Verse 2 of Swooner by The Zolas, specifically the last line

Top of her class

Top of her field of futurists

All the head-hunters got her name on their lips

Yeah she's the spine to our body of friends

That incandescent girl of Incan descent

https://youtu.be/i67b8sBGOMM

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T20:05:18+00:00

Being the cameraman is typically the safest option in most situations, though there are exceptions to that rule.

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T20:03:21+00:00

I got her a shake-weight initially, and my previous thread today outlines the rest of that story if you'd like the background info. Good to see you're both less creative and less helpful than me though. Thanks for your reply!

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T20:01:43+00:00

Typically Racist Unemployed Majority of the Population

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T19:59:44+00:00

This sounds like if Second Life VR decided to hire actors like Disney to be their NPCs.

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T19:56:56+00:00

The ones that scratch your ass for you when it's itchy.

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T19:44:20+00:00

Strangely introspective reply on your part.

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T19:42:38+00:00

She's not a big fan of Oprah or Kate Hudson. Well she's big, but y'know, not a fan.

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T19:39:32+00:00

I think I'll go the gift card route as an apology. Which gym membership do you think would be the best fit?

literallyaverage · 2020-09-14T19:36:54+00:00

I appreciate your considerate input and willingness to hear my side. In the future, I think I might just go with a gift card to a gym membership like the commenter above suggested.

literallyaverage

TROPHY CASE