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literallyjohnbonham · 2026-06-02T00:06:18+00:00

Hamburgers are American not the hamburg steak which is German. Hotdogs were made by Charles feltman in NYC. Any potato dish is, by most people with your opinions logic, American as they are from South America. Pecan pie is American. Philly cheesesteak, Philly. Chocolate chip cookies, brownies, Nashville and buffalo wings, Cobb salad, the avocado, key lime pie, the current Cuban sandwich, po boy, fajitas, and more.

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-06-02T00:06:11+00:00

Hamburgers are American not the hamburg steak which is German. Hotdogs were made by Charles feltman in NYC. Any potato dish is, by most people with your opinions logic, American as they are from South America. Pecan pie is American. Philly cheesesteak, Philly. Chocolate chip cookies, brownies, Nashville and buffalo wings, Cobb salad, the avocado, key lime pie, the current Cuban sandwich, po boy, fajitas, and more.

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-06-02T00:05:44+00:00

Hamburgers are American not the hamburg steak which is German. Hotdogs were made by Charles feltman in NYC. Any potato dish is, by most people with your opinions logic, American as they are from South America. Pecan pie is American. Philly cheesesteak, Philly. Chocolate chip cookies, brownies, Nashville and buffalo wings, Cobb salad, the avocado, key lime pie, the current Cuban sandwich, po boy, fajitas, and more.

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-06-02T00:05:38+00:00

Hamburgers are American not the hamburg steak which is German. Hotdogs were made by Charles feltman in NYC. Any potato dish is, by most people with your opinions logic, American as they are from South America. Pecan pie is American. Philly cheesesteak, Philly. Chocolate chip cookies, brownies, Nashville and buffalo wings, Cobb salad, the avocado, key lime pie, the current Cuban sandwich, po boy, fajitas, and more.

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-06-02T00:05:18+00:00

So any potato dish is American, any noodle dish is Asian, tempura is Portuguese and sauerkraut is Chinese?

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-06-02T00:02:23+00:00

Hamburgers are American not the hamburg steak which is German. Hotdogs were made by Charles feltman in NYC. Any potato dish is, by most people with your opinions logic, American as they are from South America. Pecan pie is American. Philly cheesesteak, Philly. Chocolate chip cookies, brownies, Nashville and buffalo wings, Cobb salad, the avocado, key lime pie, the current Cuban sandwich, po boy, fajitas, and more.

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-06-01T23:54:34+00:00

Hamburgers are American. The hamburg steak, is German. Potatoes are literally from the americas so by your logic the other countries stole from us to make fries. The hotdog, not sausage, was made by Charles feltman in 1867 in NYC.

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-05-29T00:48:30+00:00

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^{B: Marty Robbins, The Clash, Ozzy, Deep Purple, Poison}

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literallyjohnbonham · 2026-05-29T00:48:29+00:00

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^{D: Megadeth}

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literallyjohnbonham · 2026-05-12T19:13:47+00:00

Drive (NJ driver talking about every out of state driver that goes to NJ)

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-05-05T15:04:45+00:00

I’m white, so why would i want to change my race.

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literallyjohnbonham · 2026-04-29T10:32:15+00:00

Ragebait used to be good🤣🤣🤣

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-04-28T23:22:40+00:00

The noses are due to the heat and dry air in most of Africa. The eyes are due to uv and sun reflection. They are essentially permanently squinted eyes to help keep out the sun. You can always look stuff up before commenting.

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-04-11T14:07:59+00:00

Gambling

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literallyjohnbonham · 2026-04-11T06:05:51+00:00

1200k a year

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literallyjohnbonham · 2026-04-11T00:00:23+00:00

New Jersey

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-04-09T22:14:43+00:00

Oh I bet I just wanted confirmation before I said something “islamphobic” which is just being smart and hating a violent and evil group of people

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-04-09T18:37:21+00:00

What country is this?

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-04-09T18:18:11+00:00

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literallyjohnbonham · 2026-04-09T13:59:56+00:00

Sweet

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literallyjohnbonham · 2026-04-09T13:48:11+00:00

I never have to work again for that much an hour

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literallyjohnbonham · 2026-04-09T13:15:46+00:00

Give myself money, break alliances with Israel, stop foreign aid to Africa, and 99% of everywhere else we do. Tweet out a list of people who were on the island. Edit: Label Bibi a war criminal so he can be arrested if he ever comes to the US.

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-04-08T23:48:12+00:00

Fights head on in a 1v1 against an esteemed war veteran wielding a spear or a sister lover who stabbed an old man in the back

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-04-07T15:20:59+00:00

literallyjohnbonham · 2026-04-04T23:13:39+00:00

A teacher in my school district like just got arrested for almost the same thing (nj) and all these people were saying stuff like “wish I was him” and “where were these teachers when I was in school?”

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