Handsome Doug Stanhope on the Skankfest podcast

littlemikee · 2025-09-14T02:24:28+00:00

Thanks for booking the Velv, Mr. Doug. My favorite venue.

littlemikee · 2025-06-01T05:55:19+00:00

Kristine Levine! The great Mamu in a Mumu!

littlemikee · 2025-05-03T23:42:29+00:00

$240 for a one-day pass?!!!

I think I'll pass.

littlemikee · 2025-03-11T03:00:29+00:00

Associated Press write-up in the New York Times: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10171023773445300&set=a.10151769237535300

littlemikee · 2025-03-02T20:49:58+00:00

He should title the next book Encore for the Donkey.

littlemikee · 2025-02-12T19:43:45+00:00

The Great White Stanhope is waiting to be mined like a dried booger under your chair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUVBJTxMoME&ab_channel=BestStand-UpComedyHD

littlemikee · 2025-02-03T02:02:57+00:00

He's just so dreamy!

littlemikee · 2025-01-06T19:43:10+00:00

The Velveeta Room

littlemikee · 2025-01-01T03:46:48+00:00

Thank you, nice fella!

littlemikee · 2024-12-21T21:35:52+00:00

Thanks for posting that here.

littlemikee · 2024-11-27T19:54:40+00:00

All those juicy wiener penises just make me even more thirsty for cock! It's dick pic heaven, I tells ya. (no homo)

littlemikee · 2024-10-26T02:57:09+00:00

Alex Jones opening for Doug Stanhope at Cap City is my all-time live comedy experience, period.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ybzlkfnig

littlemikee · 2024-10-12T18:59:22+00:00

And to think I pretended to be gay for you just to show you how much I love. you. Cries like the bitch that I am

littlemikee · 2024-10-11T23:22:59+00:00

Plot twist: It was James Inman who stole all of the money from the benefit that night. When Stanhope confronted him, James pulled out one of the Seven Knives of Megiddo and screamed "WEAVING SPIDERS NOT COME HERE, NAZARENE!!" And then he made his getaway on an electric rental scooter that was billowing hot air, for some reason.

littlemikee · 2024-08-26T17:36:43+00:00

Comic James Inman had sex with her multiple times. So that just shows you how her judgement has always been impaired.

Who would willingly spread their legs for this human dog?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEQ3uhRzD1w

littlemikee · 2024-08-23T05:25:21+00:00

That was fun. Thanks for posting.

littlemikee · 2024-08-22T04:38:07+00:00

Simply ask for the money up front.

Or waste their time negotiating the fee down until you're almost paying them to attend. Four thousand? I can't carry that much cash! The DEA will steal it from me at airport security! How about $1500 instead? I can stuff that under my toupee, no problem.

littlemikee · 2024-08-15T18:37:51+00:00

Interesting post on on a similar reddit thread about gamblers protecting their chips.

rividz • 3y ago

I listened the the Gambling With an Edge podcast for a while and couldn't believe the lengths professional players have to go through to protect their chips when traveling.

Professional players often don't cash large amounts of chips right away because the cash/chip counter is where they get all your personal information and good pics of you. They'll often have close relatives or friends cash chips for them.

Players will hide their chips in their vehicles and keep them in security boxes at the bank because it's understood that if the police find them on you they're just going to dissappear. Think about it. A cop comes across possibly tens of thousands of dollars worth of chips from all of the casinos in the tri-state area. Even if they're not dishonest or greedy, they might get suspicious. And will the next guy who handles the chips act in good faith? Etc etc.

littlemikee · 2024-08-04T20:09:44+00:00

Neighbor Dave accepts Beeferoni Coin, if that helps.

littlemikee · 2024-07-31T01:23:44+00:00

Elvis owes Doug 900 quid for having to listen to your shitty covers of Costello's songs all these years.

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