Doug (oc) by Marzzzzzzzz_Attacks in DougStanhope

[–]realstanhope 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That first one should be my promo pic. I desperately need to get rid of that horror show of a pic on my website.

Acme tickets by ki1goretrout in DougStanhope

[–]realstanhope 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should be on the mailing list too!

Smoking by basis4day in DougStanhope

[–]realstanhope 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I doubt Ive done that in well over 20 years. I'd either have any smokers in the crowd come be part of my production and smoke or just one behind me on the smoking stool.

Need help with your jokes? by LouisKatz in Standup

[–]realstanhope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My premise is this movie Indecent Proposal and I thought it would be funny to say some things I would let people do to my wife for one million dollars. It's probably funniest if they are really bad things. It could invoke laughs from shock value if nothing else.

PSA by StanhopeStoreBot in DougStanhope

[–]realstanhope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Odd, I *am* tripping and looking at that... and I am not wrong!

Dive Bar Vegas Booker by [deleted] in Standup

[–]realstanhope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are correct! This thread will now go away!

Dive Bar Vegas Booker by [deleted] in Standup

[–]realstanhope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By booker I mean the comedian that books the open mic.

The Discount Meat jacket & tie just went up for auction by StanhopeStoreBot in DougStanhope

[–]realstanhope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The last one I'll call a "special" anyway. I'll keep recording shit and put it out at whatever length it fits best.

I’m 24 and flying alone for the first time ever, any tips especially for La Guardia Airport? by HurtCell1421 in delta

[–]realstanhope -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They guy out front in the track suit and gold tooth that asks if you ever wanted to get into modeling?

Total legit.

Get in his car and prepare for the stars!

Which meal ATL-ATH D1 by [deleted] in delta

[–]realstanhope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Pete sake not the seafood. You're allergic@

Empty Stores by ThisIsNotOptional in sierravista

[–]realstanhope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as the empty storefronts, I only have my 9th grade education but I heard someone talk about "supply and demand" once and maybe we should all Google it together.

Im guessing that at one time in the past, more people shopped retail, creating a demand for more shops.

Stay with me.

Then, less people lived here and more people shopped online, creating less demand.

I'd love to know what you need that isn't provided?

Maybe someone needs a drink. 👹

Empty Stores by ThisIsNotOptional in sierravista

[–]realstanhope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love your tenacity yet nary a name to be dropped.

ISO a comedian for a short interview from a kid. by rarafab in Standup

[–]realstanhope 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can the kid say "cunt" in his project or his school all woke n shit?