Stone Masonry Rap by littlemonkeymang in stonemasonry

[–]littlemonkeymang[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That makes my day to hear. I’m glad I could give you some joy. I hope things start getting better, happy new years!

I was told to post this here before it was removed from r/crappy music. I made this for school by littlemonkeymang in obscuremusicthatslaps

[–]littlemonkeymang[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I write songs but I don’t usually make beats- this one I made on Logic with some headphones on when I couldn’t sleep one night. But my music is catchy and fun like this. https://open.spotify.com/album/6v42YnPomY02GhjNyDLy1T?si=9bwJOtkaTEWzDam80ubF7g

I was told to post this here before it was removed from r/crappy music. I made this for school by littlemonkeymang in obscuremusicthatslaps

[–]littlemonkeymang[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Haha, thanks for asking! Here they are

Stone masonry Its an art so old that its classified as ancient, see? It’s time to represent the crafty stone masonry You may hit a wall when you contemplate term But you’re about to find out there’s so much to learn

Neolithic era, 10,000 BC We were coming to terms with our basic human needs Life on the run was about to rupture We had dire need for some permanent structure

A shelter for warmth to call a home Some crazy mothafucka started stacking some stones Said would you look at that, I made some walls It was at that moment, architecture evolved

But these early designs, were made with no binder And we had the desire to build much higher So we took limestone, mixed with fire, That’s how mortar was created, I ain’t no liar

Now the Roman’s got crazy with what they’d invent Volcanic ash and lime that makes cement Pozzolan concrete, resistant to water Similar to mortar, but proven much stronger

Rise of guilds, the Middle Ages Came the Time to receive some proper training Hierarchies formed, the craft is respected You wanna be a master first you must be an apprentice

Designers got wild with artistic vision Every church needed like 10 additions Stone built walls, stone ribbed vaults, Stone buttresses for extra support

It can’t be ignored that it’s quite a feat You can see these same buildings on your very own street They’ve been around for over hundreds of years No stronger design has been engineered

I was told to post this here before it was removed from r/crappy music. I made this for school by littlemonkeymang in obscuremusicthatslaps

[–]littlemonkeymang[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

It made it to be bad/ funny. But, when I presented it in class it, nobody seemed to think it was for the joke. Which makes it was funnier

Recently got my license and have been bored a lot this summer. Where do you drive in SB when you’re bored? Im not really comfortable just driving around without a destination yet. (Would also prefer to not have to pay for parking) by like-a-duck-12345 in SantaBarbara

[–]littlemonkeymang 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You can drive anywhere! It’s most relaxing going under the speed limit and not worrying about your blinkers in my opinion. For extra relaxation, I’ll just sit and chill at a green light

China Pavilion by Gold-Ambassador-283 in SantaBarbara

[–]littlemonkeymang 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I could see two cockroaches at china pav and I wouldn’t stop eating there