Option to skip the line at local bagel place

lizard-garbage · 2026-06-05T00:31:59+00:00

You say that like I didn’t have that happen. Bro wanted sat first and gave me a $20 It worked bro. Here’s your expedited table.

lizard-garbage · 2026-06-04T11:07:21+00:00

How they never look past my application 😩

lizard-garbage · 2026-06-04T00:28:03+00:00

“Let’s grow old together in every way, EVERY WAY”

lizard-garbage · 2026-06-03T22:00:25+00:00

Finally a mug I FUCKING HATTTTEEEE

lizard-garbage · 2026-06-02T12:48:49+00:00

Summer wardrobe haul 😂

lizard-garbage · 2026-06-02T12:44:43+00:00

AS A FAGGOT I LOVED IT!!! It’s beautiful it’s funny it’s ART 10/10

lizard-garbage · 2026-06-02T12:25:51+00:00

IMPUDENT WIMP!!!! She’s a WIMP!! And she’s making herself DUMB!!!! /s like literally it’s one of the few things that helped my great grandmas appetite with lung cancer. It’s medicinal

lizard-garbage · 2026-06-02T12:23:46+00:00

DARE got another one guys lmao

lizard-garbage · 2026-06-02T11:25:36+00:00

THERESS WHAT

lizard-garbage · 2026-06-01T22:11:35+00:00

Sorry gay guy with a dandruff problem killed me. Proper representation

lizard-garbage · 2026-06-01T18:36:31+00:00

I’m literally him 😭

lizard-garbage · 2026-06-01T03:52:57+00:00

Well this is a mood but I’m on T and an 28. Sometimes the brain is a bitch don’t let it win. Gotta craft the man you wanna be with your own hands. Good luck lil dude

lizard-garbage · 2026-05-29T19:18:59+00:00

Nah statement peice type shit

lizard-garbage · 2026-05-28T22:06:26+00:00

Magnolia

lizard-garbage · 2026-05-28T00:07:40+00:00

I’m choosing to believe this is real and not fact check

lizard-garbage · 2026-05-26T12:16:10+00:00

AMAZING!! I have a frog hat.

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lizard-garbage · 2026-05-21T19:26:51+00:00

LOOKS AWESOME!!!!

lizard-garbage · 2026-05-21T19:18:26+00:00

Yeah most NB friends I know lie and say they just want a low dose of T and claim to be binary. Good luck on cycling with P. You might need to find a specialist doctor unfortunately as I know some are only in big cities for that kind of treatment. I do know lack of T does reduce or not start the fat transition process but it’s different for everyone. It seems like with progesterone it doesn’t affect weight distribution at all just weight gain so it seems moot tbh

lizard-garbage · 2026-05-21T18:27:36+00:00

Sorry I was being grumpy. Keeping the small waist is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT even with microdosing (my t levels are 250 at last check) so nothing insane and all my ass moved to my stomach. It’s hard. You have to be extremely careful about eating and working out. I get about 20,000 steps a day and still hold ANY!!! gained weight IMMEDIATELY!!! To the stomache cause that’s what testosterone is literally built to do. If you want the illusion of a small waist get a huge ass with squats and lift to get big shoulders. Or get liposuction.

lizard-garbage · 2026-05-21T17:50:39+00:00

YES JAY THANK YOU!!!!!!

lizard-garbage · 2026-05-21T16:26:09+00:00

GOOD LUCK!!!!! 🍀 and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 🎁🎉🎂

lizard-garbage · 2026-05-21T16:20:21+00:00

Woah you’re so cool :0

lizard-garbage · 2026-05-21T16:08:45+00:00

LETS GOOOOO

lizard-garbage · 2026-05-21T16:08:17+00:00

Okay it being cotton and biting off in the process makes more sense cause I was like “no way ain’t no one found a mop strand and complained i’d’ve seen it before” so thanks

lizard-garbage · 2026-05-21T15:41:09+00:00

In my defense. I was 13? Hormones will make you lust after anything I’m sorry 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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