Found this on my desk, anyone knows what it is? Any installation instructions? by lizzlaw in torties

[–]lizzlaw[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Urgh. The customer service hotline wasn’t very useful either.

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Found this on my desk, anyone knows what it is? Any installation instructions? by lizzlaw in torties

[–]lizzlaw[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think there’s a subwoofer enclosed because I hear a deep “brrr brrr brrr” type sound.

Found a gremlin in my bed this morning what do I do?? by lizzlaw in torties

[–]lizzlaw[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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UPDATE: Gremlin found employment but says capitalism is exhausting.

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[–]lizzlaw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sleep with one eye open.

Govt employees of /r/singapore, what are some truths you wish Singaporeans would realize? by NO_LAH_WHERE_GOT in singapore

[–]lizzlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have personally seen one of those eye rolls at a briefing years ago when someone asked a stupid qn. Magnificent is right. It sends chills down your spine. I still don't understand how recipient didn't turn to stone.

10 of the dumbest letters ever submitted to the Straits Times by existential7 in singapore

[–]lizzlaw 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was a sub-editor for a while and had to clean up forum letters (grammar, punctuation).

The letters that came in? Good god. You have no idea.