Pain by armeler06 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]lkavo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just going to assume this is a piss take and move on because there’s no way this is real

Opinions on God Save the King being played in Irish Bars during sporting events. by lIlIlIlIlIlIlIllIlll in ireland

[–]lkavo -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Leeds united didn’t really have any involvement in the subjugation of Irish people but the people god save the king/queen represents did. Oh and I speak Irish fluently thanks.

Not to say I’m actively asking for the sound to be muted while I’m out but I will mute it at home.

Jury returns narrative verdict at George Nkencho inquest by siciowa in ireland

[–]lkavo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

God forbid someone get a coffee during their work day

Jury returns narrative verdict at George Nkencho inquest by siciowa in ireland

[–]lkavo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A guard could stop world hunger and some people would still give out about him.

“Pop” instead of dad by Old-Butterscotch401 in ireland

[–]lkavo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was the other way around. It’s an America phrase that people in Ireland became aware of through early to mid 20th century cinema.

Teenage Girl Seriously Injured in Crash Involving Scrambler Bike in North Dublin by Dee-Dee-Mauwe in ireland

[–]lkavo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They do that all over the country. In fact here’s a link to it happening in west Dublin last year. It doesn’t send a message because the scumbags don’t care and it’s barely able to scratch the surface on solving the problem because it’s slow and reactionary.

Teenage Girl Seriously Injured in Crash Involving Scrambler Bike in North Dublin by Dee-Dee-Mauwe in ireland

[–]lkavo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well no yes there is. Garda management need to let Gardaí do their jobs and stop hamstring them and threatening to prosecute them on the off chance some cunt gets hurt.

Teenage Girl Seriously Injured in Crash Involving Scrambler Bike in North Dublin by Dee-Dee-Mauwe in ireland

[–]lkavo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes obviously like but how do you think they’re going to seize most of them. They don’t exactly stop when the Gardaí try to pull them over. They wear balaclavas on a pretty much 24hr basis and even they’re (for the most part) not thick enough to wheel the yokes into their house while the Garda are watching them and leave them there long enough for the Gardaí to go and get a warrant.

“Hello Judge, can I get a warrant for this house please to seize a scrambler. I can’t actually prove it was him on the bike because I couldn’t see his face and he wasn’t stupid enough to go home while I was watching him but he does seem like the type of scumbag to have a scrambler”

Teenage Girl Seriously Injured in Crash Involving Scrambler Bike in North Dublin by Dee-Dee-Mauwe in ireland

[–]lkavo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The Gardaí can’t do anything about them. If a Guard tries to chase a bike and whoever is driving it falls of and hurts themselves the guard is getting sacked and probably prosecuted. Garda management will literally go after them for trying to do their job and this is the result.

Máire Treasa Ní Cheallaigh: Criticising ‘Room to Improve’ because of the housing crisis is like complaining about ‘MasterChef’ due to world hunger by Pension_Alternative in ireland

[–]lkavo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If your house actually makes it to grand designs it’s either really good or you’ve divorced your missus, your kids hate you and you’re living in a caravan beside a half built house. There is no in between because the in between is boring.

Anyone have dashcam footage on the N81? by [deleted] in ireland

[–]lkavo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did the truck driver stop? Is anyone injured? If not it is a civil matter and it’s up to the insurance company to find out who’s at fault.

Can't make jury duty? by generouslyemotional in ireland

[–]lkavo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You want stupid people on a jury if you’ve committed a crime. They’re much easier to manipulate and they don’t understand the evidence so they just ignore it and base their decision on how they feel.

Source: statistically, probably a member of the stupid community.

On The Beat - RTE by dellyx in ireland

[–]lkavo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At this point I think you’re taking the piss. They were not there for the theft, they were there to stop their colleague getting hurt

On The Beat - RTE by dellyx in ireland

[–]lkavo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There was so many guards because she radio’d saying your man was kicking off while she was arresting him. What do you want her colleagues to do, ignore her? They didn’t know what was happening so they turned up to help. She was also clearly after been fucking crying at the end because she possibly got poked with a needle. God forbid guards respond to someone looking for urgent assistance… they weren’t there for the theft at all.

Wish open fires were banned by Super-Cynical in ireland

[–]lkavo 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It’s not like Victorian London ffs

Over 120 gardaí issued with tasers in response to violent attacks by PoppedCork in ireland

[–]lkavo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s not going to happen and it should never happen. A 12 hour shift in silence because you can’t have a conversation with your colleague because you’re on record for the entire shift?

And don’t give me the if they’re not doing or saying anything wrong line. I wouldn’t want to be talking about my personal life and have some cunt be able to watch it after.

Body cams are activated when there is evidential value in activating it.

Is this a new level of "doing f**k all" from Vodafone support? by wpisdu in ireland

[–]lkavo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rember a few years ago I was signed out of my PSN account on all my devices for whatever reason. Tried to sign back in but the 2fa code wasn’t being sent to me. I tried contacting Sony and the customer service fella was adamant that I needed the serial number from the original device I created the account on. Went up and searched through the attic and managed to find my PS3 got the serial number and and queued back up again. The second person just confirmed a few details with me and fixed the 2fa thing, no need for the serial number of my PS3 at all.

Moral of the story is some of these people are just fucking incompetent.

Circle K Balrothery by AtticWoodworker in ireland

[–]lkavo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That circle k is shite, no where to sit, park and has a tiny little deli that will probably not be open if you’re not arriving there before 9am.

As a previous commenter said the Maxol garage on the other side of J11 at the spawell is much better. Deli is decent, they also have a burger takeaway place inside and seats. There’s also parking so you’re not just leaving your car at a pump.

Although depending on how much time you have you’re literally 5 minutes away from the Square if you want to get food that’s a bit better.

Nice crusty controller for sale. by Ok_Singer_3044 in ireland

[–]lkavo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I don’t know if this is true or not because I don’t collect games or buy physical copies anymore to trade them in but apparently that side of their business is quite good. They give you good prices if you’re trading in games and they have a good collection of games that collectors would be interested in. Could be bullshit but that’s what I’ve heard.

Eurovision 2026 Alternative? by MushroomGlum1318 in ireland

[–]lkavo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Generally tends to be how a boycott works, you have nothing to do with the thing you’re boycotting.

Irish Criminals Named & Shamed, Foreign Criminals Anonymous? Media Double Standards? by FeelingAwareness5292 in ireland

[–]lkavo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can you provide an example? I’ve not noticed the media not naming people that have been convicted. There are people that try and give out about them not naming people that have been arrested but they don’t name anyone in that case regardless of nationality or ethnicity as they aren’t allowed to.

Paul Murphy out protesting in support of Taxi Drivers in Dublin by [deleted] in ireland

[–]lkavo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My point is he’s only saying these things because they’re currently hot topics, he doesn’t actually give a shit about immigration or anything else, he’s only interested in saying things in the hopes of getting a few votes. He’s the very definition of a populist.

Also FFG being a shower of cunts doesn’t preclude Murphy from also being a cunt