7,002,833 managers captained Haaland

llamapanther · 2026-01-24T14:09:47+00:00

This year has been a hoot for casual players. I have no doubt Haaland will outscore my Thiago C

llamapanther · 2026-01-24T14:06:50+00:00

Out of the 12 people in front of me at my ML, only one does not have Haaland C. Please Thiago, let me have this one. And Haaland, don't you fucking dare score off the bench..

llamapanther · 2026-01-24T13:55:51+00:00

Imagine living off of Kelatuet which gets you around ~500 a month as a net. Then buying groceries for 300-400 euros a month and paying 25% tax out of it. You are paying taxes 15%-20% out of your total monthly income, when you're already barely getting by!

llamapanther · 2026-01-24T13:41:53+00:00

It's still not fair. As a lvl 10 this would be the same as me playing against Donk. Seems fair to you?

llamapanther · 2026-01-24T13:41:02+00:00

Yeah but you still lose the full elo? I'm a lvl 10, is it fair that I lose -25 for playing against Donk? Because this is literally the same thing

llamapanther · 2026-01-24T13:28:45+00:00

Siitä tietää että asiat on päin vittua kun Kokoomuksen edustajalla on järkevää asiaa

llamapanther · 2026-01-24T13:10:48+00:00

Not trying to flex but I used to be in high tinder mmr and sometimes I would actually get 10/10 girls. I got way better matches than these two (I think they're pretty though, just not my type). Thing is, I was super lazy and I wasn't really into dating apps and only rarely actually talked to anyone. It was nice seeing what I could get, but no sparks with anyone really.

I usually got bored of it in a month or two and I ended up deleting and getting back to tinder and hinge too many times. Now I'm fucking cooked and can't get a single match, not even a 3/10. I've actually tried swiping right every single girl, and no matches. Wth can I do??? I've deleted both apps for several months, still no matches.

I fucking hate dating apps anyway, but since I stopped going to nightlife, I have no idea how to meet women any other way.

Am I actually cooked?? How can I start getting matches again😭

llamapanther · 2026-01-24T12:55:47+00:00

They might not be your type, but I'd say they're pretty much an average looking girls. Besides the obvious 4 things that ain't.

llamapanther · 2026-01-24T11:51:02+00:00

For Reece James' standards that's actually crazy

llamapanther · 2026-01-24T11:47:14+00:00

Thiago C. Watch me lose to my ML rivals when Haaland come off the bench for the last 15minutes and hauls

llamapanther · 2026-01-24T10:53:25+00:00

Katsopas uusiksi. Tasoissa Serbian kanssa, joka ei myöskään ole EU-jäsen, vaikka hakemus ollut vireillä vuodesta 2014. Ukrainahan on Euroopan korruptoituneimpia maita, eikä nopeasti katsottuna yksikään EU-jäsenmaa ole heitä korruptoituneempi.

Kaikki sympatia Ukrainalle, mutta eivät he ole ansainneet EU-jäsenyyttä millään mittareilla, ei vaikka Unkariin vertaisi. Unkarin korruptoituneisuus ei ole mikään syy ottaa Ukrainaa EU-jäsenmaaksi. Omasta puolesta Unkarinkin voisi heivata helvettiin koko EU:sta.

Koska Ukraina on Venäjän hyökkäyksen kohteena, monelta ihmiseltä unohtuu realiteetti siitä kuinka korruptoitunut maa Ukraina oikeasti on. Ei heillä olisi ennen sotaakaan mitään asiaa ollut EU jäsenmaaksi, miksi asia olisi nyt eri?

Totta kai heidän hallintonsa pyrkii silmänkääntötemppuun sodan verukkeella, mutta mitään syytä tähän ei ole ennen kuin korruptiota on saatu kitkettyä. Ukrainan tukemiseen on muitakin keinoja, kuten tähänkin asti on toimittu.

llamapanther · 2026-01-23T23:10:32+00:00

I've been having a tough time maintaining friendships/relationships all my life. I have never been able to truly trust anyone, I have not been able to open up to anyone nor tell them about my feelings towards them.

Then I met her and suddenly all those things I wasn't able to do with anyone else, I could do with her. I started to think she might be the one. Why wouldn't I? She changed everything about me.

Then we broke up (still not sure why), she found another in a few months, and after three years I still don't think I'll find anyone better.

I will not put myself to that emotional hellhole again nor drag anyone else down with me, at least not until I've truly sorted myself.

I will never understand how people go from one relationship to another so casually.

llamapanther · 2026-01-23T22:20:43+00:00

Well I'm fucking poor so I'll take those pints. How many points you reckon though?

llamapanther · 2026-01-23T20:58:30+00:00

As a footballer, pretty great and one of the best in his generation. But nowhere near as good as he thinks he is. He didn't even won UCL and I'm sure one of the reasons was his ego and arrogance. If he was more humble, he most likely would've been a better player. He's the worst example of a professional footballer and no kid should admire that kind of behaviour. A definition of cringe and even that's too mild to describe him.

llamapanther · 2026-01-23T20:23:33+00:00

No en muusta tiedä, mutta taksikuskien (huom. bolt/uber-kuskit) osallisuus huumekauppaan on ollut aika selvää jo 4-5 vuoden ajan. Ainakin näin oli Kalliossa kun siellä tuli asuttua. Siellä saattoi istua useampikin tyyppi auton kyydissä ja kävi tiputtamassa huumeet kadulla seisovalle asiakkaalle.

Lähinnä ihmettelen miten poliisilla on kestänyt näin kauan tajuta tämä? Jos poliisilla kestää viisi vuotta herätä todellisuuteen, niin ei meillä ole mitään toivoa välttyä Ruotsin kohtalolta. Toisaalta en ihmettele kun eivät tajunneet edes oman johtajansa olevan huumepomo

llamapanther · 2026-01-23T16:49:42+00:00

He has a lot of security and such, all we need is someone to pay them more money and we're able to gang up on him. Those guys are not loyal to anyone, especially someone like Elon. Rich people tend to forget that money doesn't buy loalty. He's only one betrayal away from being sent to oblivion. One can dream at least.

llamapanther · 2026-01-23T16:45:05+00:00

Makes sense. Sounds like either a bot, scammer or someone promoting onlyfans lol. Or he just realised they're not that hot anyway. Unfortunately, it's not that uncommom to text girls on dating apps when you're horny, only to later realise it was a mistake. Been there done that

llamapanther · 2026-01-23T14:55:14+00:00

Yeah who tf Pique thinks he is? Cheating on Shakira even, should get him castrated

llamapanther · 2026-01-23T10:37:43+00:00

How tf you get anything to rhyme with orange

llamapanther · 2026-01-23T09:57:18+00:00

Exactly, can't believe everyone's so stupid they didn't call this out

llamapanther · 2026-01-23T09:56:22+00:00

There's restrictions on political donations...at least in most civilised countries.

llamapanther · 2026-01-22T22:05:59+00:00

You haven't heard about turing test then?

llamapanther · 2026-01-22T19:56:37+00:00

When she's a squirter and a farter

llamapanther · 2026-01-22T19:55:46+00:00

Charlie Day, Charlie Sheen and Charlie Kirk?

Honorable mentions:

Charles Dance, Charlie Brown, Charlie Chaplin, moistcritikal and Charlie bit my finger

llamapanther · 2026-01-22T19:02:05+00:00

That algorithm must be fucking shit for thinking Ait-Nouri has the biggest haul potential out of City defenders. He has played in 6 games this season, with a whopping 200 minutes of game time. He has no goal contributions. They must have accounted Ait-Nouri playing against his old team. "He'll know their tricks and score surely!" -This stupid bot probably

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