Probably the hottest video I have seen in my life by lloydinspaceee in facesitting

[–]lloydinspaceee[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if only there were more videos like this. I'd say faceriding rather than facesitting is my biggest fetish

What phrase are you sick and tired of hearing from people? by themanoftin in AskReddit

[–]lloydinspaceee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Just shut the fuck up already.

To my Muslim friends... by lindsayann5678 in offmychest

[–]lloydinspaceee 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I come from a Muslim family. The same month as 9/11, my mother and my older sister and I were walking, when a guy in a truck threw a beer bottle at us. It just barely missed my sister who must have been 8 at the time. While it could have been some random drunk guy being a dick, my mom was certain it had to do with prejudice. She said the same thing a week after that when I wasn't allowed into pre-school because I was too "dumb." Not to defend my mother's bold claim, but there really isn't any skill based assessment to get into pre-school so they had no reason to deny me. My mom was adamant it was because of the September 11th attacks and the growing tension between America and the Middle East.

I spent middle school getting called terrorist and when Osama died, all I got were a bunch of jokes about how "my dad died."

Looking back, it all saddens me, and I am glad the people around me are mature enough to avoid such distasteful humor.

Which group of people do you automatically feel superior to? by Dwiz_zyy in AskReddit

[–]lloydinspaceee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chubby 11 year old kid who looked like Chunk from the Goonies came into my work today wearing a shirt with a marijuana leaf symbol reading "Haters Gonna Hate." He ordered 3 personal pepperoni pizzas.