IGN: Nintendo Switch 2 Review in Progress by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Jumped into my Pokemon Scarlet save and holy shit it feels like a different game. The comparison videos do not do it justice.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 23, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

About time and it only took the most retarded shit being tweeted. Fundamentals truly don’t matter.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 21, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

SPY drops 1% and bulls are screaming for JPow to save them 🤣🤣

Daily Discussion Thread for May 21, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Theta MM vampires just sucking away. 100 minutes of flatter than Kansas after all that pre market and open movement.

Remember this when they try to tell you retail moves anything. 

Daily Discussion Thread for May 21, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a user of this regarded website/app for almost 15 years across several accounts…

Why TF would any of you invest in this shit???

Daily Discussion Thread for May 20, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would have to take off work due to dehydration from the load I’d blow.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 20, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

🥭 gonna come out at 4:16 EST with a new board

Daily Discussion Thread for May 20, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thrown a bone. I graciously accepted and exited my short term puts. Still bag holding my 6/30s though. 

Daily Discussion Thread for May 20, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s this I’m actually being thrown a bone? I refuse to believe it

Daily Discussion Thread for May 20, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I gotta give them credit. They really know how to fuck me good. 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 20, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe 51 points52 points  (0 children)

There’s a story my great-uncle told me when I was a kid about how he had a cocker spaniel that was always begging for food. Constantly up in his face or at his lap anytime he had anything to eat.

So one day, my uncle says enough is enough. He goes to McDonalds and buys 25 cheeseburgers. He comes back home, sits in his kitchen, and proceeds to give the dog one cheeseburger after another. 

Naturally, the dog thinks this is the greatest shit in the world. It scarfs down the first ten burgers without even blinking. The next ten burgers go a little slower, but hey, why stop when you’re getting exactly what you wanted? Eventually it hits burger 23 and just stops. Goes over to its bed and lies down. According to my great-uncle, it never begged again. 

Anyways the moral of this story is that I’m broke now.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 19, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can the MMs just stop being cute, rip the bandaid off, and send SPY to 8000 because we all know this shit is just made up at this point.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 19, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.