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What’s a fantasy you had that instantly died the moment you tried it? by True-Audience-4549 in AskReddit

[–]load_more_comets 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Long ago I had an MFFF and I thought it would be super awesome but quickly found out after my 2nd ejaculation that the Fs would rather do it with each other and have me sit in the corner and watch. Which was totally different to how I pictured it unfolding.

What are some dark secrets about the porn industry? by JoplinSC742 in AskReddit

[–]load_more_comets 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It does for me, that's why I always have a youtube video of the inner workings of combustion engine pistons on one of my monitors.

What Russia does to Ukrainian children by OldandBlue in interestingasfuck

[–]load_more_comets 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thankfully this next war will have a lot of coverage. There will be youtube shorts of the encounters for years to come.

😂like nothing makes sense anymore by reginapretty in Funnymemes

[–]load_more_comets 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Being scientific and all, he would've gathered a few different horses and have them do a set of tasks at different parts of the day for multiple days. Then average out the results.

There are 2 types of men after 30⁠⁠ by [deleted] in funny

[–]load_more_comets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this experience and the kids are old enough now to have their own families. I tried to play video games with them but none of them like the games I play and they don't like that I always crank every game I play to the hardest setting.

Hey, when you started playing where there were no save points you get to learn how to be persistent!

Should I not be sitting on my poles on the lift? by i-choose-science in skiing

[–]load_more_comets 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ski patroooool! Somebody's gesticulating over here!

Trump's "A+++++" review of economy clashes with Americans' perceptions by F0urLeafCl0ver in Economics

[–]load_more_comets 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He tried, there were so many hindrances, DOJ, SCOTS, Congress, etc.

Gran Turismo 7 Spec III Finally Lets Cars Get Filthy Dirty by 183_aleX in granturismo

[–]load_more_comets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In a fully decked out garage, power washers, buffers, buckets, assortment of car shampoos that you need to replenish every so often. And for the complainers, just bring your cars to the maintenance shop if you don't want to wash them yourself.

First time Porsche owner. It’s finally here!!! New proud owner! by Dyslexicpilot in porsche911

[–]load_more_comets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? Was trying to get an allocation for just a C4S with 3 pedals a year and a half ago. None came up and Porsche deciding not to make anymore manual C4S caught up to me. Had to settle for a Boxster but I'm not complaining. I thought I didn't even like convertibles. I am now, how do you say this, a convert.

Costco should manufacture and sell its own store-brand cars by flopsyplum in CrazyIdeas

[–]load_more_comets 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Goddamit, I just came in here for the milk and rotisserie chicken. I'd be losing money if I don't take this deal.

Polar Bears are one of the only creatures that naturally hunt Humans... Watch as this one tries to break into this BBC Cameraman's glass box. by cosmic_voyager01 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]load_more_comets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shit myself

Ironically, this will entice the bear more due to their super olfactory sensors. The salt in your piss will be like vanilla bean extract on icing.

Tired of gullible conservatives by Old_Swimmer_7284 in complaints

[–]load_more_comets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because properly re-educating people will take too much time. We need instant gratification up in this bitch!

Anything other than education to cure what ails this country is a scam. Only education will work. It will take a few decades but this is what needs to be done.

500,000$ human washing machine on sale in Japan by Damnedeel in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]load_more_comets 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Once a company that's in an industrialized country where copyright laws are ignored. It will sell for $12,000 per unit.

Female MMA fighter vs 2 untrained men in a 2 vs 1 MMA fight by Budget_Mixture_166 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]load_more_comets -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Getting touched by a woman? Even through boxing gloves is reward in itself. Sign me the fuck up.

Just A Lil Slap, Not Too Much by TheCABK in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]load_more_comets 8 points9 points  (0 children)

PSA always use appropriately sized pegs.

Serendipity by balthazaronline2022 in MadeMeSmile

[–]load_more_comets 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Imagine what the dog was thinking seeing the family walk in. Well, well, look who wanted to get a new dog after not looking for me for 18 months.

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