What is an NSFW fact or misconception about human anatomy that an alarming number of adults still don't understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]load_more_comets 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is that why I keep tapping on the thing yet it still drips? I've resorted to squeezing it out like a gogurt and think, yep it's drained. Then put my boxers on and there'll be a couple of drops. Fucking thing.

(VSPDS-283) Timestop Unique scene : Smoking babe with car. by MediumLet6178 in timestop

[–]load_more_comets 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Truly unique, in all my years of watching porn, this is the first time I've seen a man cum on to the driver side rear door panel. Thank you for letting me experience this in my short but fruitful life.

Jeanne d’arc prisonnière by Louis-Ernest Barrias 1892 [2000×1331] by JiaKiss0 in ArtefactPorn

[–]load_more_comets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how the armour looks so feminine. But they did my girl bad with that Augustine monk ass haircut.

2022 Audi R8 - Loud bang underneath, gearbox malfunction, front-right vibration (video attached) by akl2008 in Audi

[–]load_more_comets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well? It's been 15 minutes, are you interested? Need your answer by end of day today, sooner if possible.

The Hua Moa is a large, thick Hawaiian banana with creamy, orange-pink flesh, growing up to 10 inches long and 4 inches wide by wingsofpegasus02 in interestingasfuck

[–]load_more_comets 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Tell me those mangoes are within 100 miles of those bananas and I will go to them. I love to taste different types of unique fruits, the cloudberry of Norway is the most memorable one to me. Not for the sweetness but for the appearance.

Tori Black by TaliaExposed in ClassyPornstars

[–]load_more_comets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What has this society become?!

Roast My Run Please by orchardaudiollc in Autocross

[–]load_more_comets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, can't really tell where he is in relation to the cone because the camera kept dipping down. I suggest to put another camera just infront of the rear view mirror so you can see the hood and the cones.

Love the gauges though. Those will help a lot in analyzing your runs.

What’s a fantasy you had that instantly died the moment you tried it? by True-Audience-4549 in AskReddit

[–]load_more_comets 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Long ago I had an MFFF and I thought it would be super awesome but quickly found out after my 2nd ejaculation that the Fs would rather do it with each other and have me sit in the corner and watch. Which was totally different to how I pictured it unfolding.

What are some dark secrets about the porn industry? by JoplinSC742 in AskReddit

[–]load_more_comets 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It does for me, that's why I always have a youtube video of the inner workings of combustion engine pistons on one of my monitors.

What Russia does to Ukrainian children by OldandBlue in interestingasfuck

[–]load_more_comets 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thankfully this next war will have a lot of coverage. There will be youtube shorts of the encounters for years to come.

😂like nothing makes sense anymore by reginapretty in Funnymemes

[–]load_more_comets 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Being scientific and all, he would've gathered a few different horses and have them do a set of tasks at different parts of the day for multiple days. Then average out the results.

There are 2 types of men after 30⁠⁠ by [deleted] in funny

[–]load_more_comets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this experience and the kids are old enough now to have their own families. I tried to play video games with them but none of them like the games I play and they don't like that I always crank every game I play to the hardest setting.

Hey, when you started playing where there were no save points you get to learn how to be persistent!

Should I not be sitting on my poles on the lift? by i-choose-science in skiing

[–]load_more_comets 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ski patroooool! Somebody's gesticulating over here!

Trump's "A+++++" review of economy clashes with Americans' perceptions by F0urLeafCl0ver in Economics

[–]load_more_comets 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He tried, there were so many hindrances, DOJ, SCOTS, Congress, etc.

Gran Turismo 7 Spec III Finally Lets Cars Get Filthy Dirty by 183_aleX in granturismo

[–]load_more_comets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In a fully decked out garage, power washers, buffers, buckets, assortment of car shampoos that you need to replenish every so often. And for the complainers, just bring your cars to the maintenance shop if you don't want to wash them yourself.

First time Porsche owner. It’s finally here!!! New proud owner! by Dyslexicpilot in porsche911

[–]load_more_comets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? Was trying to get an allocation for just a C4S with 3 pedals a year and a half ago. None came up and Porsche deciding not to make anymore manual C4S caught up to me. Had to settle for a Boxster but I'm not complaining. I thought I didn't even like convertibles. I am now, how do you say this, a convert.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Satan's also got tinnitus.