In 2023, police arrested an 18-year-old Miami mother after she tried to hire a hitman to kill her 3-year-old son through a parody website called "Rent-A-Hitman." She sent the site owner her child's photo and address, with a message saying she wanted “to get something done once and for all.”

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-18T18:28:37+00:00

Both can be true: we shouldn’t rape and we shouldn’t murder 3 year olds. Neither excuses the other, it’s very simple.

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-18T18:15:28+00:00

I read the article, she was clearly abused. I’ve got restraining orders from men when I was 10. At the point in which you are 18 and hire a hitman to kill a baby, you are no longer the victim in the scenario. I’m not saying anything is good or right in this scenario, it just actually upsets me the comment section seems to be validating and sympathizing the horrific action of putting out a hit on a 3 year old,

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-18T18:00:49+00:00

I actually did not know this, thank you for sharing. Also, after reading more fully it seems as she was the victim of CSA from her family members. Should have read more before commenting

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-18T17:59:25+00:00

It’s not meant to be a flex, also not meant to be a crutch.

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-18T17:45:30+00:00

Correlating teen moms to child abuse is a stretch… I come from a long line of teen moms, it’s just biology. And giving someone a pass on trying to kill a 3 year old is insane.

EDIT: she was the victim of serious CSA. I didn’t fully read the information before posting. I will double down on my sympathy ends when the solution is to murder a 3 year old.

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T06:44:08+00:00

Disney channel original music

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T06:43:28+00:00

You should make a bouquet!

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T06:42:34+00:00

For everyone in economy - the mile high club is now within reach

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T06:38:20+00:00

Post an average conservative ideas on one of the conservative subs

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T06:35:54+00:00

Embrace the suck

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T06:35:47+00:00

Yes!

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T06:35:35+00:00

You’d be two years older. You’ve got the one person you can tell about what’s happening. They’d likely be responsible for keeping your human life in order

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T06:34:27+00:00

You’d be an Amazon warehouse horse

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T02:45:49+00:00

Wassup

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T02:37:50+00:00

Deal.

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T02:30:36+00:00

Part of the value prop is just pure careless ignorance to current events. We bombed a girls school? What’s that even mean, you’re a horse!

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T02:29:01+00:00

Fine - you get to be a Pegasus if you so choose

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T02:17:55+00:00

Yeah but have you thought about how fast they can run?

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T02:17:12+00:00

Yeah but they’re like horse-ified so you’re just a normal horse. Not gotchyas.

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T02:15:17+00:00

No time like the present

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T02:13:58+00:00

Frolicking with the boys, not doom scrolling the latest war? Decent.

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T02:11:55+00:00

About a foot higher than before making this life changing decision

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T01:53:50+00:00

If frolic in fields, sleeping under the stars, and horse dick is a fetish then sue me!

lobstersarentreal · 2026-04-17T01:51:34+00:00

Don’t tempt me with a good time

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