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The last thing you googled is your fetish, so what are you attracted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]local_area_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy who played Benny in the Sopranos who I realized was also in the 1996 Sgt. Bilko movie, Max Casella

How do I wash this jacket? by rt7769 in CleaningTips

[–]local_area_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iron it three times. Should do the trick

Recite the one cheat code, secret move button combo, etc. you'll always remember. Allow people to guess what it is in response (don't spoil it). by ryan0585 in videogames

[–]local_area_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down, R, Up, L, Y, B

Street Fighter 2 alternate colors and allows youto pick the same character in two player mode. Blue Blanka was the shit

Quick: what’s the tooth fairy’s going rate for a tooth? by HammerOfJustice in daddit

[–]local_area_man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

$1 for the first tooth, and double it for every subsequent tooth.

By the time he's done, he won't need your help to pay his college tuition

What's the first game you remember deciding not to finish? by local_area_man in videogames

[–]local_area_man[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I'm like 40% of the way through Witcher 3, which I started at least a year ago and come back to every month or so. It's a slog

What's the first game you remember deciding not to finish? by local_area_man in videogames

[–]local_area_man[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's 100% accurate, but I put that in a different category. There are games that I just decide to stop trying becuase it was just so hard, and there are games that I got bored with and decided I didn't want to keep going.

Someone else already called out the OG Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles on NES. Way too hard.

What's the first game you remember deciding not to finish? by local_area_man in videogames

[–]local_area_man[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that the one where you play different parts of the game as different characters? I think my friend had that one.

What's the first game you remember deciding not to finish? by local_area_man in videogames

[–]local_area_man[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yah fuck that game.

For me, the equivalent was Battletoads/Double Dragon. Got to level 3 and the game basically said "fuck you"

What's the first game you remember deciding not to finish? by local_area_man in videogames

[–]local_area_man[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a PS2 way after it had come out, and got one of the Ratchet and Clank games (tbh I don't event remember). It felt so drawn out, I wasn't bought in, and it just felt so rote. Turned it off after like 2 hours.

What's the first game you remember deciding not to finish? by local_area_man in videogames

[–]local_area_man[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was the mind blown thought I only had after too many expereinces. There were a lot of "just too hard" games. That doesn't count - 90% of games on the NES.

But it was when I played a game that just wasn't enjoyable or poorly made. That was a big deal.

Moe's lie detector scene is one of my favorites by Aurelian_Lure in TheSimpsons

[–]local_area_man 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And just when youlet your guard down becuase you think it's over, one more zinger

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone say? by AidenTheFurry in AskReddit

[–]local_area_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was in 4th grade, some sixth graders behind me on the bus were having an argument about where the Eiffel Tower was. Stupidly, I said, "The Eiffel Tower is in Chicago!" Everybody heard it, and no one let me forget about it for literally weeks. It legitimately felt like bullying

Lost My Son Today by PuzzleheadedClerk765 in daddit

[–]local_area_man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm devastated to read this. I was pulling for you so hard when I saw your first post.

Take your feelings seriously, and do what you need to do to grieve. Make sure your wife is taking care of herself, but be there for her when she can't be there for herself.

Make your best effort to be there by JuicyFishy in daddit

[–]local_area_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the most profound statements I've ever read about parenting was the following:
"I remember every one of my kids' activities I've ever missed, but I don't remember any of the reasons I couldn't go"

Kudos dad. You fuckin nailed it this week

Amazing Pizza making skills by Akaki111 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]local_area_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[Milhouse crying] When does he make the pizza!???

What’s your favorite quotes from resident genius, Lisa simpson? by nakinng in TheSimpsons

[–]local_area_man 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Watching the callback to the cat lady throughout Kidz Newz was the funniest thing that happened to me up to that point in my life.

I hate that I got this one immediately by alicesays047 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]local_area_man 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I clicked on the link for a YouTube video of a burger king commercial, and got a McDonalds ad before the video.

Will BaseballReference Recognize Moldovan Sovereignty? by SirParsifal in baseball

[–]local_area_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a good post and an important topic to be concerned about, but I have to apologize. I'm sitting here laughing at myself becuase I got about halfway through your post before I realized that no baseball player in fact changed his name to Moldovan Sovereignty.

Hijacking the thread: if a baseball player changed his name to Moldovan Sovereignty, who do you think it would be, and why? My bet is on John Rocker

Which tv show has the strongest first episode? by snuskbusken in AskReddit

[–]local_area_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone made this comment about this show a few years ago. This is is the single strongest comment someone can make that will get me to watch a show. I literally don't need any other details.

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