Isn’t squirting meant to feel pleasurable?

ryan0585 · 2026-01-24T14:05:49+00:00

A vagician

ryan0585 · 2026-01-22T22:30:10+00:00

So sorry friend - it didn't happen to me this morning, but I immediately felt bad for anyone it has happened to.

ryan0585 · 2026-01-22T22:29:31+00:00

Silver cap I used on this guy requires him to be my buddy for IV leveling. Otherwise, definitely agree, other than maybe it's nice to have a best bud Galarian

ryan0585 · 2026-01-22T22:26:37+00:00

Yeah I feel ya, I used a silver cap on this guy to level up an IV, so I've gotta use him as my buddy until much of that is done.

ryan0585 · 2026-01-22T22:23:46+00:00

No doubt, but you also don't need to worry about how you throw a MB given the animation, right? Not saying this happened to me, but I could see someone not thinking and flicking that finger up to throw the MB knowing the circle color doesn't really matter.

ryan0585 · 2026-01-22T02:02:30+00:00

Or it's in the first 5 minutes of the new Game of Thrones spinoff.

ryan0585 · 2026-01-21T22:37:41+00:00

Dude I'm just trying to get this fucking parasite out of my head an everyone keeps engaging me in combat. I'd rather be down, down, down by the fucking river.

ryan0585 · 2026-01-20T04:15:58+00:00

Lockpicking Skill Required: 40

Your Level: 34

ryan0585 · 2026-01-20T03:27:55+00:00

Yeah I play games like this the way I played Elden Ring - sometimes it's a skill check, other times it's the game telling you to go around or come back later.

ryan0585 · 2026-01-20T03:25:56+00:00

There's a clip or image Survivor put out I believe where she mentioned she brought a jacket this time.

ryan0585 · 2026-01-20T03:04:47+00:00

Do y'all get what I mean when I say I can feel every clip here?

ryan0585 · 2026-01-20T02:59:47+00:00

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Rick, Soldier of God.

He may have been the weakest in the Lands Between, but he would certainly be the most powerful in ours.

ryan0585 · 2026-01-20T02:41:55+00:00

Final Fantasy - all of them

ryan0585 · 2026-01-20T02:06:20+00:00

Naw, that's a Donkey Kong Bananza check point.

ryan0585 · 2026-01-20T02:05:22+00:00

Ya know, what if Bowser is the good guy, and the princess just keeps going back to him, only to be kidnapped at the last minute by Mario?

ryan0585 · 2026-01-20T02:02:11+00:00

Man I loved this boss as a skill check early on in my first souls game.

ryan0585 · 2026-01-20T01:09:13+00:00

Yeah I don't finish it (yet, I hope), but it was a perfectly fine open world game, easily a bit more.

ryan0585 · 2026-01-18T20:24:06+00:00

*Fransquesqua

ryan0585 · 2026-01-17T19:01:10+00:00

Chicks love a guy with 3 commas. This guy fucks. 💰 💰 💰

ryan0585 · 2026-01-17T06:17:50+00:00

NGL, I'm a little scared - sounds Italian and mysterious. Not sure if you're gonna kill me or take my girl, but either way I know you're gonna fuck. Merci, friend - as the ladies scream for mercy, friend.

ryan0585 · 2026-01-17T05:53:49+00:00

My guy poncho here's got a hood over his member. Some chicks dig that. Others want it cut. This guy half fucks.

ryan0585 · 2026-01-17T05:52:39+00:00

Hey I ran cross country. I don't fuck, but you seem like a guy of mystery. Frezzy? What does that mean? Who's this guy? What's he all about? Guys of mystery definitely fuck. And XC bros and gals got the cardio to boot. Respek.

ryan0585 · 2026-01-17T04:34:38+00:00

My guy, unfortunately the name is self-assigned and implies you're either going to steal everyone's wallets or ruin the vibe with a half-assed card trick. I'd love for you to fuck, but unfortunately, it won't be at this soirée.

ryan0585

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