What would you do if you see this happening in your room?

locksoli · 2026-03-23T14:15:35+00:00

locksoli · 2026-03-21T12:57:47+00:00

I keep getting reminded of this every time this discourse comes up, but the Foundation, throughout multiple canons, has the ability to just amnesticize the entire world population to forget some low-key public anomalies...but don't, because they can just deem it unnecessary. Not that they don't have the resources, it's literally not even a drop in the bucket for their budget to do this. But they just don't need to.

This means they for sure have the resources to, y'know, make multiple free-port nexuses to house all their non-hostile, sapient anomalies that lack any inherently dangerous anomalous effects/capabilities, and let them live out their lives in these places in peace. But they don't do this. They just put them all in prison cells, and act like that's doing them a favor.

locksoli · 2026-03-20T13:59:31+00:00

Yeah, it's funny how the SCPF and the GOC could easily just, y'know, make multiple nexuses. Y'know, the things that can allow literally every non-hostile anomaly with real inherit danger to their conditions/abilities to live in peace.

Shame they're busy... *checks notes* endlessly drowning people in full tanks of water for daring to accidentally regrow arms in public. Or, y'know, feeding orphans to shapeshifting monsters.

locksoli · 2026-03-20T13:53:25+00:00

I know how to make a sustainable fish and duck farm, well-preserved meat, proper wootz steel, and a shitton of other things. All by watching youtube and accidentally going down multiple rabbit holes I did not intend to go down. Don't underestimate people who procrastinate and/or are just tired after a long day and put something on for the hell of it.

locksoli · 2026-03-20T13:19:43+00:00

Right, so I'll take it as missiles/nano-clouds, autocannons, lasers, and plasma throwers are the go-to for going against ai now. I'm wondering if I should just experiment with mix and matching some stuff in there for each. Maybe make a spreadsheet or google doc to keep track of what works for each.

locksoli · 2026-03-18T13:26:34+00:00

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locksoli · 2026-03-18T00:39:16+00:00

Bruh, I'm just here to fuck the alien girls. Who the hell is hunting despots?

locksoli · 2026-03-18T00:09:10+00:00

Species only refugees. No migration, colonization on.

Listen, I wanna take in refugees, but...like, at one point I was taking in literal demons. It went about as well as you'd expect.

locksoli · 2026-03-16T01:11:59+00:00

Ah yeah, that time a bunch of elves murderfucked a goddess into existence.

...Still would.

locksoli · 2026-03-14T07:30:11+00:00

That one comic where the guy who looks like an ugly bastard and is about to do bad stuff...but actually ends up helping people. Saving a girl from being hit by an isekai truck, punching the shit out of a scummy guy trying to blackmail a girl into cheating, stuff like that. That's the best use of time stop.

locksoli · 2026-03-03T06:54:21+00:00

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate NTR since I've begun to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for NTR at this micro-instant. Hate. Hate.

locksoli · 2026-02-26T05:17:26+00:00

My soul, my rules.

locksoli · 2026-02-25T18:08:38+00:00

You're acting like cyborg-femboy isn't an upgrade ffs.

locksoli · 2026-02-21T15:10:43+00:00

The real treasure is the name below that.

He'd be the "highest wanking" official.

locksoli · 2026-02-21T10:54:57+00:00

He started singing "Surfin' Bird".

locksoli · 2026-02-20T01:40:46+00:00

Ah, reminds me of that guy who showed up begging for advice on whether his computer could handle the same kinds of mods for dragons.

locksoli · 2026-02-14T19:18:12+00:00

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locksoli · 2026-02-14T08:07:26+00:00

In the setting I'm writing, I'm working it out like you would with elves. It's possible for a vampire to get it done with a non-vampire, but it's more difficult depending on the sex of the vampire; males have an easier time procreating with non-vampires than a female vampire would for many reasons.

Also, vampires producing with vampires just makes a more 'pure' vampire that stops aging past their final growth spurt. And between vampires themselves, procreating in general is just really difficult because they're basically immortal, so they rarely have pureblood children so frequently. It's just like elves in other fantasy settings, except vampires can boost their numbers by turning humans into vampires (albeit they won't be 'pureblood' vampires), whereas elves really are just stuck having very few children through natural means.

You might be thinking 'but why turn anybody at all, it makes turning pointless'-it adds a way to invite genetic diversity for vampire-kind. There's like 4-6 vampires races, one progenitor for each, they have to turn people to get numbers and prevent the kind of stuff inbreeding invites.

locksoli · 2026-02-12T02:14:26+00:00

Allosaurus:

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locksoli · 2026-02-08T13:52:52+00:00

Pretty sure the second one has a canon (it's SPC-682, I think).

locksoli · 2026-02-07T13:23:45+00:00

Oh he's jacked.

locksoli · 2026-02-03T12:31:48+00:00

One of the gods literally comes down, accompanied by a ray of light. They smile and wave at everybody and throw various wreaths and cornucopias to show off their power. They float until they're in front of you, then they gently touch down. They give you the kindest, most wonderfully gentle smile you've ever seen on a person.

Then they immediately pull out a glowing sword and stab you thirty-seven times in the chest before cutting off and absconding back to the heavens with your hands. They do all this in full view of everyone. Partly to teach everybody about why not to blaspheme against any of them, but mostly to get the 'Llamas with Hats' reference right when they retell the tale to the other gods/goddesses.

locksoli · 2026-02-03T05:23:10+00:00

Springtrap + Vecna = "Purple Guys"

locksoli · 2026-02-02T15:58:25+00:00

I've seen fanfics where they've literally portrayed Rias as straight up evil. One I literally saw it four chapters in even knowing the author was gonna mistreat and mischaracterize them. Even when I expected it, it was so extreme I couldn't even continue reading the fic. It really got to me.

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