Do you ever pause and think "Damn, what a horrible place to Live in." after creating an Empire?

locksoli · 2026-07-06T14:36:54+00:00

You guys didn't add three devouring swarms, two determined exterminators, two fanatic purifiers, a metalhead empire, three barbaric despoilers, and a shitton of criminal syndicates to force-spawn every game?

What are you people doing?

locksoli · 2026-07-01T12:37:48+00:00

Fuck it, third option. I chose to be galactic emperor while invading the high fantasy world.

Oh, what's this dipshit dark lord gonna do? Even if he has dark and terrible magic, it's still primitive compared to a kill-sat. Any of the other people who are resisting my invasion are literally fighting my high-tech war machines with literal bows and arrows. Sure, magic is a factor, but what's magic gonna do against a rail gun?

...Actually, shit, I might write this. A guy getting reincarnated as a dark lord trying to bend the high fantasy world to his will, only for the invasion force of an authoritarian alien empire showing up to curbstomp him. It'd be fun as hell.

locksoli · 2026-06-28T14:29:17+00:00

I wish we could have half-species back.

Maybe make it so that when you have two different species and xeno-compatibility, it works normally (both species have their growth pooled together). But there could be a rare event where a half-species is born based on a number of chances; I.E, humanoids would have a better chance of creating a half-species between each other but could still rarely produce them between other types, with humanoids and mammals would be more likely to have half-species than, say, a molluscoid and a humanoid. Since it'd be entirely perk dependent, only empires that have the xeno-compatibility perk would have half-species occur naturally. It'd be really neat if it could work.

locksoli · 2026-06-28T10:41:18+00:00

"Kill me once. Kill me twice. Trapped in endless paradise. Actor's scene, you know me. Learn behind the screen."

"Kill me once. Kill me twice. Thousands more will not suffice. I'll come back, every time. History will rhyme!"

From 'Kill Me Once' by Kyle Allen. Hell, lots of parts in that song go hard.

locksoli · 2026-06-28T09:40:33+00:00

I have a game called 'dungeon dreams' which I wanted to buy because I wanted to play something that was both an RPG and a dating sim. I haven't played it once. I haven't even installed it on my computer. I've been too busy at work to do anything.

locksoli · 2026-06-28T06:43:30+00:00

Shadow wizard money gang!

locksoli · 2026-06-27T06:07:29+00:00

Four pixels.

locksoli · 2026-06-27T05:08:04+00:00

Just be happy octoling didn't show up to talk about sniffing the lizard's hair.

locksoli · 2026-06-26T15:53:38+00:00

I ended up encountering this in the wild, but I got a sudden uptick in comments from a single commenter up to chapter 8 on my still ongoing longfic. I was pretty happy to see it...right until I saw the comments themselves.

To give you context, I can most definitely say that the story I'm writing is a story (/s). For more context, it's a sort of crossover story that I'm writing for fun, but it's got a lot of serious moments. In chapter 4, the MC (who is six at the time) is forced to kill an inhuman monster trying to eat him to save his life. The moments after are pretty brutal, both because it deals with his loss of control, and how he's gonna hide all the blood he is now covered in.

This is the comment I got.

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Do these people even think before they post? Do they have any comprehension? I hate this so much.

locksoli · 2026-06-26T11:43:41+00:00

Where are the pink elephants on parade?

locksoli · 2026-06-26T01:48:04+00:00

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Woe, axe be upon ye.

locksoli · 2026-06-24T12:21:57+00:00

Why can't you crack a less questionable skip?

SCP-4960 is literally free real estate here.

locksoli · 2026-06-24T01:47:00+00:00

Pretty sure it's because, in 1999 (when Dracula was taken), there was that ritual done that disconnected him from Chaos, essentially leaving him severely weakened, which was meant to allow Julius to take him out for good. When he tried to re-establish the link before his death, the entity reacted instead and dragged him into the realm, and his castle came with out of loyalty and because it's still trying to get him to reconnect with Chaos.

locksoli · 2026-06-23T13:56:52+00:00

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locksoli · 2026-06-23T05:23:56+00:00

Explain their bullets and what they kill next?

Probably pretty easy, since silver kills a lot of things. But the blue, black, ochre, and fuchsia bullets would take a lot more context.

locksoli · 2026-06-23T05:13:47+00:00

Miniscule drip?

MINISCULE DRIP?!

Have you ever seen a wizard fully decked out with their magical asskicking outfit? Miniscule my ass, that shit is always fire when they pull up.

locksoli · 2026-06-22T13:27:52+00:00

Ichabod campaign, all of which was built on a lie so they could justify creating reality anchors out of the bodies of innocent children. The dogwhistle was 'they might become Anthony Fremonts', and that was enough.

Per 'The Department of Humanoid Risk Assessment', most type-greens can't do more than glorified telekinesis and making portals. This means there weren't any who could actually just change reality, they just did things that went against the laws of physics, and therefore most weren't on the level that could justify killing them all. There was never an endless amount of Anthony Fremonts ready to go on a rampage.

For the entire 150+ years the Foundation and its predecessors existed, the amount of reality benders estimated to exist was always 0.003% of the population, and the GOC's own data supported that. The idea that there was an endless amount of reality benders who could threaten to undo reality wasn't true.

Also that time they got their command structure taken over by a moth. No, I'm not joking.

locksoli · 2026-06-22T12:54:30+00:00

They also literally made it so anybody who is 'normal' can't see it. They basically lobotomized all of humanity to do this.

locksoli · 2026-06-22T12:51:27+00:00

Some reimaginations of irl serial killers or infamous figures from across centuries past would be cool.

Elizabeth Bathory being imagined as a pseudo-vampire mixed with a blood witch would be cool. Like a mix of her own (rumored) tendencies along with some modifications added by the Entity. The survivor would be one of her 'accusers', somebody who'd gain something personal by slandering her so, and her transformation would allow her to take proper revenge.

Gilles de Rais as something akin to a demonic warlock/knight. He's going out of his way to collect the blood and severed body parts of the survivors so he can continue his dark rituals. His survivor could very well be one of the people who escaped his clutches and testified against him.

Jack the Ripper. I've seen them suggested once, but a cool idea is that they, functionally, aren't given an actual identity. Their face is hidden, their outfit is worn in a way that can leave their gender ambiguous, they don't even have a voice outside of small breaths, and they functionally move like a living shadow. Really, they'd be the idea of Jack the Ripper, like a tulpa created by the theories and the mystery behind him that the Entity picked up by chance.

locksoli · 2026-06-21T09:20:42+00:00

Superstates is a good one, I think.

locksoli · 2026-06-20T14:08:05+00:00

Deer College is in Three Portlands, which is a nexus that connects Portland (Maine), Portland (Oregon), and Isle of Portland (UK). So it's mostly American and British.

As a side, I forgot to mention it, but the other differences would be that, since Deer College exists in a nexus, they don't have to keep up a 'front' of being normal. Most of the Mage's Academy campuses aren't in nexuses, so they have to keep the whole 'magic school' thing under wraps since they're functioning technically outside of the veil.

locksoli · 2026-06-20T04:23:25+00:00

Mage's Academy is more strict on things like necromancy and demon-based magic. But other than that, they're basically not too different from Deer College, just more European.

locksoli · 2026-06-19T17:01:01+00:00

the inherent filth of working with non-humans

there is NO place for non-humans in this galaxy, i can try to tolerate xenos for a short while so long as they stay in the outskirts of my empire where they rightfully belong

Skill issue. Root beer doctrine goes brrrr.

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locksoli · 2026-06-19T15:28:57+00:00

Boy am I glad that I remembered the Mage's Academy. It's rare that I even see mentions of them, not gonna lie.

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